(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
歡迎不怕死的人來到紐奧良
FEMALE VOICE: Welcome, Foolish Mortals,
to New Orleans.
A most paranormal place.
最常出現超自然現象的地方
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)
Where somber funerals end in celebration.
陰森的葬禮在此宛如慶典
死亡不是終點
Where death is not an ending,
而是新的開端
but a new beginning.
就連悲痛都是通往喜悅的門
And even grief can be a doorway to joy,
只要你願意走過去
if one is willing to walk through it.
(WITCHOO BY DURAND JONES & THE INDICATIONS PLAYING)
11點58分了,大家準備
It's 11:58! Let's get ready.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
不好意思,調酒師
- Wow. - WOMAN: Excuse me, bartender.
Uh, sorry, sorry. Excuse me, bartender.
抱歉,調酒師,能給我一杯酒嗎?
Can I get a drink? Oh, okay.
來
MAN: Here.
你可以喝我的
You can have mine.
那你就沒得喝了
Then you won't have any.
That's fine, I'm not drinking much.
沒關係,我喝不多
我們可以一起喝
Maybe we could share it.
好啊
Yeah.
有人陪你來嗎?
Are you here with somebody?
有
Yes.
I am here with my co-workers
我跟同事來
他們就在我後面,一定很尷尬
who are right behind me, I'm sure, being very awkward.
(ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
WOMAN: What is it that you do?
你是做什麼的?
Um, I'm an astrophysicist.
我是天文物理學家
那就像...
That's like, um,
火箭科學家
a rocket scientist.
Oh. Um, more "optics."
光學領域,我設計鏡頭 -光學
- Optics. - I create lenses.
我在研究能找出暗物質的公式
For instance, I'm currently working on a formula to map dark matter
by combining instructions we already have in place
將現有的知識
with what we're learning from quantum mechanics,
和量子力學結合起來
and it's really quite complicated, but...
相當複雜,不過...
Yeah, sounds like you're trying to see the unseen.
你似乎想看見看不到的東西
那就是我的目標
That's exactly what I'm doing. (CHUCKLES)
你說得清楚多了
But you said it in a much better way.
好,我算是...
Okay, (CHUCKLES) I kind of, um...
I kind of do the same thing.
在做一樣的事情
我做鬼屋導覽
I give ghost tours.
Oh. So, you don't do the same thing at all.
根本就不一樣
完全不同,但有點像
(LAUGHING) Not at all, but it's kinda like it.
I, um... I help people see things they can't always see.
我幫人們看到平常看不見的東西
飛來飛去的鬼魂
Like ghosts flying through the air.
- Apparitions... - CROWD: Ten!
幽靈... -十
- ...spirits flying through walls... - CROWD: Nine! Eight!
穿牆而過 -九,八
附在人身上 -你在嘲笑我
- ...and possessing people. - You're making fun of me...
七
CROWD: Seven!
來參加我的導覽 -六,五
- ...but come on one of my tours. - CROWD: Six! Five!
- Yeah. - CROWD: Four!
好啊 -四
Yes.
好
三,二,一
- CROWD: Three! Two! One! - (BOTH CHUCKLE)
新年快樂
ALL: Happy New Year!
(ALL CHEERING)
我是班
I'm Ben.
艾麗莎
Alyssa.
班?
MAN: Ben?
班
Ben!
(SOOTHING JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
班
- Ben? - Huh?
你今天可能不好過,我不想落井下石
Listen, I hate to pile on top of what I assume is a bad day,
這張卡刷不過
but, uh, this thing isn't working.
為什麼覺得我今天不好過?
What makes you think I'm having a bad day?
Why am I assuming that you're having a bad day?
我為何覺得你今天不好過?
'Cause you smell like yesterday.
你身上的味道跟昨天一樣
拿去
BEN: Here.
外面有幾個人?
How many are out there?
七個 -好,七個
- Seven. - Okay, seven.
你怎麼還在幫她導覽?
Why are you still leading her tour?
我能讓你從後門溜出去
Look, I can sneak you out the back.
Oh, no, they'll follow me.
不,他們會跟著我
一向如此
They always do.
對啊
- Yeah. - (CAMERA CLICKS)
(MUTTERS) Oh!
Are you Ben, our tour guide?
你是我們的導覽員班嗎?
- Yes, I am. - I'm from Syracuse.
我是 -我從雪城來的
Great, we're gonna read some names. That's what we're gonna do.
太好了,我們先來點名
And I wanna hear H-E-R-E, the word "here,"
我想聽到「有」
and that's the only word I need to hear, got it?
喊「有」就好,懂嗎?
Um, so it looks like we have a "John Peluso"?
有一位約翰佩盧索?-在
JOHN: Present.
Been an accountant for almost 50 years.
我當會計師將近50年
我不在乎
Oh, I don't care.
還有一位卡蘿...
It looks like we also have a Carol.
有!
- BOTH: Here! - (CAROL 1 GASPS)
I'm a Carol. Are you a Carol?
我是卡蘿,你也叫卡蘿嗎?
Yeah, I mean, like, that's so funny!
對,好巧喔
(BOTH LAUGH)
卡蘿是菜市場名
Carol's a very common name.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
這棟房子不是鬧鬼嗎?
CAROL 1: Isn't this building supposed to be haunted?
This is an historical walking tour. Hey, hey, hey.
這是歷史步行導覽,喂
我帶你們參觀,講解歷史
I will show you things, and I will talk about them.
不說鬼故事
No ghost stories.
(紐奧良)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
那個...
CAROL 2: So, uh,
聽說這座大教堂有鬼
well, I hear that this cathedral here, that has ghosts.
No such thing as ghosts.
根本沒有鬼
Oh, I believe in ghosts.
我相信有鬼
我阿姨芭芭拉是賞鳥迷,超愛蜂鳥
My aunt Barbara, she was an avid birder
and she adored hummingbirds.
Day of her funeral, what do we see?
結果她葬禮當天出現什麼?
蜂鳥
A hummingbird!
好啦,卡蘿姊妹花
Okay, Carols,
跟你們說句實話
let me impart a little bit of truth on to you.
世界鬧鬼最凶的城市
I've been in every "haunted house"
每間鬼屋我都去過
in the most haunted city in the world.
I've even been in that building. Seventy-two hours.
那棟房子我待過72小時
想知道我發現什麼嗎?
You wanna know what I found?
什麼都沒有
Nothing. Not a thing.
沒有鬼,生命結束就成塵土,都一樣
Ghosts don't exist. Life is dirt. We're all dirt!
抱歉
Sorry...
對不起
Uh, I'm sorry.
走吧
All right, come on.
(LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(福奈特二號墓園)
(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(請勿進入)
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ANIMAL HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
歡迎回家
GABBIE: Welcome home.
(GABBIE LAUGHS)
嘿
Hey.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
是搬家工人
It's the movers.
- (DISTANT HOOTING) - Yeah, we're here. How close are you?
我們到了,你們在哪?
How are you four hours behind? We left at the same time.
還要四小時?我們同時出發耶
我明白要吃午飯
Yeah. No, I understand a lunch break,
但感覺你們吃了晚餐又看電影
but this sounds a little bit more like dinner and a movie.
反正到時候見
We'll see you when we see you.
Ugh, these movers.
這些搬家工人喔
小崔
Travis?
Oh, I'm over here, Mom.
媽,我在這裡
Uh, just checking out the house.
看一下房子
(GASPS)
(FAINT INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(DISTORTED MALE VOICE LAUGHS)
時間到了...有人來了
WOMAN: (WHISPERING) It's time. It's time.
Someone's here.
MAN: (WHISPERING) Places everyone. Places.
各就各位
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
他看得見我們
WOMAN: He can see us.
(WHISPERING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(HINGES CREAKING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
GABBIE: This place is going to be great when we fix it up. (CHUCKLING)
這裡整修一下就會很棒
(CHUCKLES STRAINFULLY, PANTS)
GABBIE: Oh!
哇
Wow.
想挑你的房間嗎?
You wanna pick out your room?
(GARBLES STRAINFULLY)
應該在樓上
It's probably upstairs.
喜歡嗎?-不喜歡
- Love it? - No.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(WOMAN GIGGLES)
- (CRACKLES) - (GASPS)
(GASPS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(SHUDDERING)
今天別鬧
Not today.
- (THUNDER RUMBLES) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
- (BRIDE CHUCKLES) - (TRAVIS GASPS)
- (BRIDE LAUGHS) - (GASPS)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
- (SIGHS) - (FABRIC SWOOSHING)
(GASPS)
歡迎回家
BRIDE: Welcome home!
(WHIMPERS)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
不...
No, no, no!
(BRIDE GROWLS, SHRIEKING)
(SCREAMS)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WHIMPERING)
寶貝,怎麼了?
- Pumpkin. What's wrong? - (PANTING)
這裡鬧鬼
This place is haunted!
等一下
All right, now, hang on.
我知道這裡不如預期中溫馨
Now, I know this place isn't as
- warm as I had hoped. - (METALLIC FOOTSTEPS)
But, you know, I think we get some daylight in here,
不過白天應該會好一點
- it's gonna feel better. - (STRAINED GRUNT)
我來點香草味蠟燭,保證改頭換面
Hey, I'm gonna light a vanilla candle and it's gonna be a game changer.
會嗎?
Will it though?
Sweetie, I need you to give this place a chance.
兒子,給這個地方一個機會
這是我們的家
This is our home now.
(UNEASY MUSIC BUILDING)
不對,我們閃
Nah. We're out.
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) - (BOTH PANTING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES) - (BOTH SCREAMING)
GABBIE: No, no.
不...
上車,快上車
Come on, get in the car. Get in the car.
安全帶,安全第一 -怎麼不...
Seat belts. Safety first.
- Why won't it... - Slow, slow,
慢慢來,沒問題 -好
- you got this, you got this. - Okay.
- Mommy's got you. - Okay.
媽咪會保護你 -好
Don't you worry about it, I love antiques, but not that much!
放心,我沒那麼愛古董
MALE GHOST: (SING-SONGING) You'll be back.
你們會回來的
You'll be back. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
你們會回來的
幽靈公館
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
我去開,艾麗莎
Okay, okay. I got it, Alyssa.
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
MAN: Excuse me, hey, do you know the guy who lives here?
請問你認識住這裡的人嗎?
MAN 2: Oh, yeah. But he's not very friendly.
認識,他做人不太客氣
- (DOOR OPENS) - BEN: Whoa...
(GRUNTS) Ow!
有人在嗎?
MAN: Hello?
(GRUNTS)
So, this is how a genius lives.
原來天才是過這種日子 -你幹嘛?
- What are you doing? - Whoa, whoa!
Take it easy, take it easy, I'm not a thief!
別激動...我不是小偷
Look. No, the treasures I seek are in heaven.
你看,我尋找的寶物在天堂
What kind of psychopath just enters someone's house, huh?
哪種變態會闖進別人家?
I'm sorry, I know opportunity usually knocks,
抱歉,我知道要等適當時機
但有時實在等不及
but sometimes it just can't wait.
- Like right now. - What? What?
就像現在 -什麼?
- Why are you... - (CAT MEOWS)
你怎麼...怎麼有隻貓?
Why do you have a cat?
這不是你的?-不是
- This isn't yours? - No.
Oh, I thought it was yours. He was beggin' to get in.
我以為是你的,牠一直想進來
你走吧,毛小孩,走吧
Onwards, my furry friend. Onwards.
我想那喵星人感受到大量正能量...
I guess the little guy just could feel
all the positive energy flowin' out of this...
從這間...
迷人的公寓散發出去
charming apartment.
Should we crack a window?
該開一下窗戶嗎?
對了,在下肯特神父
I'm Father Kent, by the way.
Hi, Kent.
你好,肯特
- You mind if I take a seat? - Uh, absolutely, I mind.
我能坐下嗎?-當然不能
Okay, okay, okay.
好啦
Listen, one question and then I leave.
聽著,我問個問題就走
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)
You wanna be a hero?
你想當英雄嗎?
不了
Pass.
準備大吃一驚嗎?-再見
- You ready to have your mind blown? - Goodbye.
Two words.
四個字
Spectral Photography.
鬼魅攝影
對
Yeah.
That catch your attention?
有興趣了嗎?
Because it sure caught mine.
我可是興致勃勃
你真的發明了一台超級相機
I mean, did you really create a camera strong enough
to capture something called the "ghost particle"?
能拍到所謂的「鬼粒子」嗎?
我沒說過,那是媒體講的
No, I never called it that. That was the press.
Anyway, I was professionally ridiculed.
反正我在專業上遭人嘲笑
Hey, Dr. Frankenstein.
科學怪人博士
There's a man of science, and they came at him with pitchforks.
明明是科學家,卻飽受威脅
And why?
為什麼?
For trying to create something.
因為想創造發明
He created a monster, all right?
他創造了一個怪物
- That, if I'm not mistaken... - Well...
我記得他殺了幾個人吧?
...killed a few people, I think, right?
Hey, one man's monster is another man's great Halloween costume.
你說的怪物是別人的萬聖節裝扮
Oh. Wow, mind blown.
大吃一驚,你走吧 -聽我說
- Okay, let's go. - Okay, hear me out.
I got a call from a really sweet woman.
有個親切的女士打給我
She has a lovely little kid,
她有個可愛的兒子
and they think their house is haunted.
他們覺得屋裡鬧鬼
She wanted me to perform an exorcism,
她要我進行驅魔
但我想我們需要的是...
but what I think we need is
a paranormal expert.
超自然專家
我是導覽員 -你是班馬薩亞
- I'm a tour guide. - You're Ben Matthias.
You worked at the Space Center, building telescopes.
你在太空中心建造望遠鏡
Before that,
曾是歐洲核子研究中心天文物理學家
you were an astrophysicist at CERN.
現在卻在當導覽員?
Now, you're giving walking tours?
That's like having Michael Jordan play baseball.
這就像叫麥可喬丹去打棒球
你應該發揮所長
Let's put you in the game where you belong.
Playing the right position.
從事適合的工作
That woman is probably out of her wits.
那個女的搞不好瘋了
There's no such thing as ghosts.
世界上根本沒有鬼
Then what's the harm in just...
那也沒壞處
You drive an hour north,
往北開一小時,用鬼魅相機拍幾張照
you snap a few pics with the ghost camera,
and you put their mind at ease.
讓他們安心就好了
I am not driving an hour anywhere to...
我才不要開車一小時去...
She'll pay.
她會付錢
兩千美金
$2,000.
What's the address?
地址在哪?
Mm. Money talks.
有錢能使鬼推磨
Hey, it talks to me, too. But, shh!
也能讓我推磨
(WHISPERING) Don't say anything.
別說出去
樓上的老大一直在看
The big man upstairs is always watching,
and he keeps me on a really short leash. (CHUCKLES)
祂盯我盯得很緊
- Yeah, not short enough. - Hey, listen.
還不夠緊 -聽好
My job is having faith,
我的工作是保持信念
我對你有信心
and I got faith in you.
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
雖然你我截然不同,在一起卻很速配
BEN: You know how you and I are so different,
but when we come together it's really good?
ALYSSA: Agreed.
同意
這就像一座橋,連結你我的工作
Well, this is like a bridge from what you do to what I do.
Right? So, look, I got this.
我帶了這個
你在...
What are you do...
一個鏡頭
It's a lens.
Oh...
鏡頭 -小心
- It's a lens! - Careful.
- (ALYSSA CHUCKLES) - A quantum lens
量子鏡頭
which, if everything works how it's supposed to,
如果一切順利
它會改變我們的人生
it'll change our lives.
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
好,我們來看一下
All right, let's see this here.
什麼?
What?
(SIGHS) Of course, dead battery.
果然,電池沒電
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Oh.
班?-蓋比?
- Ben? - Gabbie?
你來了 -你好,抱歉我遲到了
- You made it! - Nice to meet you.
- Mm-hmm. - Sorry I'm late.
Um, some fog had come up near the house and it was weird, but...
附近起霧,很奇怪...
- Yeah, about that... - It's fine.
對,關於這一點... -沒關係
等等
Wait!
你進屋前我該警告你
I should warn you before you step inside the house.
很嚴重,真的很嚴重
This is bad, this is bad.
As much as I need you...
雖然我很需要你...
you can leave.
你可以離開了
- Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, you should leave.
不... -你該走了
- If you wanna leave, you can leave. - It's fine, Gabbie.
你想走的話可以走 -沒關係,蓋比
幾個鬼嚇不了我
I'm not afraid of a couple ghosts.
(CHUCKLES) You say that now.
說得輕鬆
真的...
But really,
this could change the course of your entire life.
這可能改變你的三觀
- Oh. - Once you come inside,
你一進來就回不去
like, that's it.
There is no... no going back.
無法回頭
I guess it's just a risk I'm willing to take.
我願意冒這種險
Now, about the money, uh, you...
費用的部分...
太好了
Perfect.
All right.
好
- Damn! (CHUCKLES) - Yes.
哇塞!
對 -不必這麼見外啦
You did not have to give me this much money.
I mean, I don't even know if I can take this.
我不曉得該不該收 -收下,我堅持
No, take it, I insist.
Okay, I'm taking it.
好,我收下
多說一些這屋子的狀況吧?
So, why don't you tell me some more about this house, huh?
Uh, it's probably best I show you.
我最好帶你去看
- Yeah, yeah, let's do it. - Yeah.
好,走吧 -嗯
GABBIE: Okay.
好
(GABBIE SIGHS)
他們是誰?
BEN: Who are they?
不清楚,我打聽過
Unclear. I've asked around.
There are a lot of colorful theories about this place.
關於這地方有各種理論
I, uh...
那是我兒子
Okay, well, that's my son. (CHUCKLES)
我們睡這裡,這裡似乎比較安全
We sleep in here. For some reason, it's just safer here.
And it's just the two of you?
只有你們兩個?
對,他父親...
Yeah, well, um, his father...
Oh. Oh, hey, pumpkin!
寶貝
- Um... - Hey, buddy.
小老弟
Do you wanna come out and meet Mr. Matthias?
想出來見一下馬薩亞先生嗎?
What's this you got?
那是什麼?
超級防線
Line of defense.
In your line of defense, do you have...
在你的超級防線裡,有沒有...
機動人?
Action Guy?
機動人是誰?
Who's... Who's Action Guy?
You know Action Guy, right?
你知道機動人吧?
The one with the shoe? You remember him?
拿鞋的那個
記得他嗎?
- As a weapon? - BEN: Yes.
當武器?-對
He uses the shoe as a weapon.
他拿鞋子當武器
And he would say, he had a punch line, he said something, it was, um...
他有一句口號,他會說...
再說一次!再說一次,小子!
- "Say it again!" - Whoa.
BEN: "Say it again, boy!"
You don't remember that?
你不記得嗎?
Oh, it's like Abuelita with the chancla!
就像奶奶拿拖鞋打人
可能只有我的折扣商店有賣
Maybe it was just at my discount store.
But what about you?
你呢?
I was a doctor in New York,
我本來在紐約當醫生
and my mother's from here.
我母親是這裡的人
我們想重新開始
And we just wanted to make a fresh start.
(CHUCKLES) I always wanted to come back
我一直想回來
開一家民宿
- and open a bed and breakfast. - (SHUDDERS)
Wow, that's an unfortunate involuntary reaction. (CHUCKLES)
這反應也太直白了
Do you not like bed and breakfasts?
不喜歡民宿嗎?
They're fine. It's just...
它們還好,只是...
我覺得那像一群陌生人聚在一起
honestly I look at it like a bunch of strangers getting together,
彼此寒暄
talking to each other, pleasantries.
"How you doin'?" Blah, blah, blah, you know,
「你好嗎」...之類的
and really, if I'm being honest, it totally is my worst nightmare.
老實說,那是我最怕的
這說法很有道理,謝謝
Well, that's helpful. Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
Um, we just, you know, don't have a lot of family.
我們家人不多
Well, I found this place on Zillow.
我在售屋網上發現這房子
I thought that this would be a great way
我想這樣可以
for my son to meet new and interesting people.
讓我兒子認識有趣的新朋友
(WHISPERS) He has trouble making friends.
他不容易交朋友
Oh. Me, too.
我也是
結果情況變得很...
And then (CHUCKLES) things got really...
糟糕 -好恐怖
- bad. - Terrible.
是啊
- Yeah. - Anyway,
肯特神父提到你有一種特殊鏡頭
Father Kent mentioned that you have this special camera lens.
Correct.
沒錯
Okay, I think we'll start in this room.
好,我們就從這房間開始
Oh, wait, don't... don't use the flash!
等等,別用閃光燈
這是...
BEN: And...
why?
為什麼?
他們不喜歡那樣
They do not like that.
或許從餐廳拍照開始
Maybe we start in the dining room with the photos, hmm?
Oh.
我...
I just...
剛把這些搬回來
moved these back. (SIGHS)
- Oh! - (TRAVIS GASPS)
(BEN YELPS)
它進來了
It's in here now.
(CHUCKLES) Y'all playin' tricks on me, huh?
你們想整我吧?
No, you guys think this is funny, huh?
你們覺得這樣好玩嗎?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING)
想捉弄我
Playing jokes on me.
I'll check in here for some ghosts.
我來這裡找鬼
GABBIE: No, don't... TRAVIS: Don't touch him.
不要... -別碰他
Don't touch him.
別碰他
Nothin'.
沒東西
- Maybe take a photo? - BEN: Photo?
拍張照片吧?-照片?
對
Right.
我是來拍照的
That's what I'm here for.
Uh...
(MIMICS CAMERA SHUTTER)
現在沒有
It's not doing it now,
but normally it will turn its head and follow you.
但它通常會轉過頭來跟著你
It's absolutely terrifying.
嚇死人了 -真的
- It is. - BEN: I mean, I'm frazzled.
我累斃了
(MIMICS CAMERA SHUTTER)
還有...地下室
And... the basement.
(MIMICS CAMERA SHUTTER)
有時候,走到這邊
Sometimes, I'll get, like, a sharp pain
on both of my sides when I walk this way.
我身體兩側會感到一陣劇痛
我過去了
So, gonna do it. (SIGHS)
Ahh! Okay. (GASPS)
好
Ha! Okay.
好
好了
All right.
Hey, if you wanna just go back downstairs and wait for us in your tent, that's okay.
你可以回樓下帳棚等我們
- Okay, honey? - TRAVIS: No.
好嗎,親愛的?-不要
我想過去
I wanna do this.
Okay, I got you. Mommy's got you.
好,媽咪會抱住你
你做得到
You can do this.
勇敢的兒子
My brave boy.
- (TRAVIS YELPS) - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
(TRAVIS WHIMPERING)
Okay! Okay. I'm here, I'm here.
好,我在這裡...
You're okay, you're okay.
你沒事...
- Oh. Oh. Oh, baby. - (LAUGHS)
寶貝
(COUGHING)
Why don't you just mosey on over if it's so easy?
既然很簡單,你就走過去吧
- All you have to do... - You're okay, look at me.
你只要... -沒事,看著我
...is one foot in front of the other.
一腳在前一腳在後
GABBIE: Uh...
其實過了午夜才會有事
It's... It's really only after midnight.
瞭解
Right.
這個人是專家嗎?
TRAVIS: (WHISPERS) Is this guy serious?
GABBIE: Clearly not.
顯然不是
- (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) - (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
好嗎?勇敢的兒子
Okay? My big boy.
我最後計算一下
BEN: Okay, I'm just doing some final calculations here.
Good news.
好消息
沒有鬼
No ghost.
我知道有時很恐怖
- I know it can be scary. - GABBIE: Hmm.
BEN: A big house like this
這樣的大房子
creaks in the night, cold drafts.
晚上冷風嘎吱作響,難免
It happens.
有種情況叫...
But there's this thing called
the power of suggestion.
自己嚇自己
Yeah, I probably just need to calm down, don't I?
對,我應該冷靜下來才對
至少沒壞處
Couldn't hurt.
(CHUCKLES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
如果鬼魂真的存在...
NARRATOR 1: (ON TV) If ghosts exist, what exactly are they?
他們會是如何
NARRATOR 2: Back on Deadliest Catch...
回到《漁人的搏鬥》...
SIG HANSEN: The storm finally got done blowing here.
暴風雨終於停了,我們準備開始
So we're gonna get started.
MIKE ROWE: On the Bairdi grounds.
其餘籠子弄好,2018雪蟹季開始
在雪蟹的漁場
SIG HANSEN: Get the rest of these pots on and call it a Bairdi season for 2018.
And be done, don't you agree?
就好了,對吧?
WOMAN: I do agree.
我同意
MIKE ROWE: Two days after setting on the...
兩天之後...
NARRATOR 1: For the believers,
信鬼者認為鬼跟活人一樣真實
ghosts are as real as the living. And ghosts that...
回來捕撈最後的一批雪蟹
MIKE ROWE: Return to what they hope
is their final Bairdi haul.
SIG HANSEN: Let's go, superstar.
走吧,超級巨星
我們會發現這些點應該是鬼的能量
NARRATOR 1: As we'll find out, these orbs,
supposedly the energy signatures of ghosts,
可能代表...
may simply mean it's...
SIG HANSEN: ...the average. That'll get us home.
一般,那樣就能回家
(SCREAMS)
Oh.
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXHALES)
(CAMERA WHIRRS, CLICKS)
- (YELPS) - (BODY THUDS)
(GROANING SOFTLY)
What?
什麼?
But how?
怎麼...
Hey there! It's Ben, right?
你好!你是班吧?
(SOFTLY) Oh, no, no, no. Nope. Nope. No. Nope. Nope.
不...不要...
好,不用閃光燈試試看
Okay. Let's try it now without the flash.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(EXHALES)
自己嚇自己
Power of suggestion.
(WATER TRICKLING)
(SIGHS)
- (DOOR RATTLES) - Oh!
(RATTLING INSISTENTLY)
Whoa...
(GRUNTING)
Oh! Aah!
Ahh!
(DIGA DIGA DOO BY DUKE ELLINGTON PLAYING)
惡夢,班
BEN: Bad dream, Ben.
That's all it was. Just a bad dream.
根本只是個惡夢
怎麼回事?
What is happening?
What?
什麼?
你在跟蹤我嗎?
What, are you following me?
(DIGA DIGA DOO BY DUKE ELLINGTON CONTINUES)
好,不會有事的
Okay. Everything's gonna be fine.
(CAT MEOWING)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
(GASPS) Whoa.
(GASPING IN PANIC)
不...
No, no, no!
MALE GHOST: Return!
回去!
(BEN YELPS)
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ahh! Oh, oh, oh!
(COUGHING)
(GROANS)
- (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) - (PANTING)
- (CAR HORN HONKS) - (BEN YELPS)
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
真準時
GABBIE: Right on time.
有東西跟我回家
Something followed me home!
GABBIE: Come on, sweetie, let's get this man
兒子,去拿被子給他
- some sheets. - BEN: Hey!
喂!
等一下
Hold up, wait!
(GRUNTING) Don't.
不要
我說...
Hey, I said,
something... (GRUNTS)
有東西...
followed me home!
跟我回家
When I first caught wind
剛開始知道...
of what was going down here,
這裡發生什麼事時
我們立刻離開
we were out.
I mean, do you think I'm going to keep my son in a haunted house?
你想我會讓兒子住在鬼屋裡嗎?
- No, you're not gonna... - No, exactly.
你不會... -沒錯
But it didn't matter where we went.
但不管我們去哪裡
這些鬼,我...
These ghosts, and I...
懷疑可能有好多個...
suspect there might be quite a few.
他們就像...
They're like...
床蝨
bed bugs.
If you step one foot in here, they just latch on.
只要踏進來,他們就巴著不放
- Oh. - We tried leaving the city,
我們出城過,投宿一間間旅館
moving from hotel to hotel,
but the hauntings just kept getting worse and worse.
但鬧鬼的情況越來越嚴重
他們逼我們回來,很像你
They forced us to come back here, much like you.
So, what you could've done is spoken to me like an adult
你大可像個大人跟我說
and told me that I could never go home again.
告訴我不能回家
Oh, no, no, no.
不...
You walked through that door. I warned you.
你自己走過那扇門,我警告過你
- You could have told me... - (TRAVIS CLEARS THROAT)
你大可告訴我以前發生什麼事...
...what was happening before.
Hi. Yeah.
嗨
你讓我走出去前能告訴我...
You could have told me before you let me just walk out of here...
本來我會更不好意思的
I would feel worse
如果你沒拿那麼多錢
if you hadn't taken so much money
卻只用破相機,亂畫一通
just to use a dead camera and scribble nonsense.
我是那樣沒錯
(HESITANTLY) I did do that.
吃司康?
Scone?
Yeah, it's a little late, right?
時間有點晚了
- They're good. - They are.
很好吃 -真的
我有個孩子
I have a child.
他晚上不管走到哪裡
He can't walk anywhere at night
都會有鬼黏著他
without a ghost following him around.
抱歉,我會盡全力保護我兒子
So, I'm sorry, but I will do anything to protect my son.
我明白
I get that...
但你不需要我
but you don't need me.
你需要驅魔師
You need an exorcist.
我們試過了
We tried that.
我碰上一樣的狀況
KENT: Same thing happened to me.
天啊
Oh, my God.
班,歡迎
Ben, welcome.
驚喜!
- Surprise! - Uh, how... You're...
You're in on this as well? You knew about this the whole time?
你也摻一腳?你早就知道了?
You're supposed to be a priest!
你應該是善良的神父啊
What do you want me to say? The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
你要我說什麼?上主作為何等奧祕
No, you are a monster!
不,你是怪物
你有領錢喔 -不夠
- Hey, you got paid. - Not enough.
I asked you, are you ready to be a hero?
我問過你想當英雄嗎?
And what did I say? I said, "No."
我說什麼?我說不了
But your eyes were screaming yes!
但你眼神充滿渴望
好
Okay. Okay.
你說他是專家
You said that he was an expert.
專家,我不是... -他是專家
- An expert, I'm not an... - KENT: He is an expert.
只是需要肯特教練的鼓勵
He just needs a little encouragement from Coach Kent.
這玩意能不能用?
Now, does this thing work or not?
Actually, I, uh, took a photo.
其實我拍了張照片
(BEN SIGHS)
真相終於大白了
- 'Twas blind but now we see. - (GABBIE GASPS)
BEN: I wasn't sure at first,
剛開始我還不確定
我想這是樓上畫中的那個漁夫
but I think it's that Mariner from that painting upstairs.
奇異恩典
Amazing Grace.
聽我說
You know what?
我們能用班的相機
Guys, now we can use Ben's camera
辨認這棟破豪宅裡的每個鬼
and identify every ghost in this crooked mansion,
看我們要對抗誰,那樣才公平
see what we're up against, make it a fair fight.
為什麼要對抗鬼?
Why are we talking about fighting ghosts?
I mean, we should be figuring out
我們應該弄清楚
how we got trapped here and how we get our lives back.
為何困在這裡,如何回歸正常生活
無論如何,我們騎虎難下了
Look, we're in a fight whether we like it or not.
I feel like sometimes you're focusing a little on the negative.
你的想法有時太負面
Yeah, uh, 'cause we're never gonna go home again.
對,因為我們永遠別想回家了
See, that's a downer.
說什麼洩氣話
Wait, our ghost kept wanting us to return.
我們的鬼不斷要我們回來
我的也是
- Yeah. Mine, too. - KENT: Mine did, too.
我的也是
I mean, she was missing half her face, so it was hard to understand,
她少了半張臉,很難聽懂
but she just kept saying, "re-worm, re-worm."
但她一直說「回曲,回曲」
他們並不想糾纏我們
Wait, wait, they didn't wanna haunt us.
(SCOFFS) They want us back here for some reason.
他們要我們回來是有原因的
- (CLOCK CHIMING) - Oh!
午夜了,快 -對
- It's midnight. Hurry! - Yeah.
- Um... - What happened?
現在會怎樣?
After midnight, we all stay together in this room.
午夜過後,我們都待在這房間
It's safer that way.
這樣比較安全
Uh, Father Kent's claimed the blue couch.
肯特神父想坐藍色沙發
對啊
Yeah, I mean...
除非你想睡那邊
unless you want to sleep there.
It's just I have a bad back,
我在加爾各答傳教時弄傷了背
you know, from all the feet that I cleaned in Calcutta.
Take the couch.
沙發給你坐
儘管睡
Sleep all you want.
他們要我們來,我就查出原因
If they want us here, I'm gonna find out why.
Hey... Hey, where are you going?
你要去哪?
午夜過後不該離開,你違規了,站住
You're not supposed to leave after midnight!
You're breaking the rules, stop!
媽!
Mom!
這些人是...
These people are...
(FAINT INDISTINCT WHISPERINGS)
哈囉?有人嗎?
(SING-SONGING) Hello? Anyone?
(ECHOING) Gabbie?
蓋比?
Travis?
小崔?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
不
Nope.
- (MALE GHOST LAUGHS) - Nope. Nah-uh.
不
(BLADE SWISHING)
(BREATH TREMBLING)
(UNSETTLING MUSIC BUILDING)
(GASPS)
HATCHET GHOST: Did I frighten you?
我嚇到你了嗎?
- Good, you should be frightened. - (BEN SCREAMS)
很好,你是該嚇到
他會很興奮你來,他很好客
He's going to be so excited you're here. He loves guests.
- Whoa! (GRUNTS) - (GLASS BREAKING)
- (GROANS) - TRAVIS: Ben, are you...
班,你...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What? - Ben, are you okay?
什麼?-班,你還好嗎?
(PANTING)
我們需要更多人幫忙
We're gonna need more help.
(SUPERSTITION BY NEKA HAMILTON PLAYING)
該是組成夢幻隊的時候了
KENT: It's time to assemble the Dream Team.
That's the nickname I'm giving us.
這是我給我們取的稱號
BEN: Uh, I'm pretty sure that's taken.
已經有人用了
首先要查出這屋裡發生什麼事
KENT: First thing we need to do
is figure out what happened in this house.
所以我聯絡了本區首屈一指的...
That's why I've contacted the foremost historian
希臘復興式宅邸歷史學家
on Greek revival manors in this area.
- Now, he's dead. - Oh.
他掛了
我馬上轉移目標,這才叫夢幻隊
But I quickly pivoted, 'cause that's what the Dream Team does,
我發現杜蘭大學有位教授
and I discovered there's a professor at Tulane
寫了一本路易斯安納州鬼屋的書
who wrote a book on haunted mansions in Louisiana.
只賣出九本
Only sold about nine copies,
but, hey, he's not dead.
不過,他還沒死
BEN: Professor?
教授?
如果你們是來談成績的
Look, if you're coming down here
to talk about your grades, turn right around
轉頭走出去 -不是
- and walk on out... - BEN: Uh, no.
...because I'm gonna dock ya!
因為我會扣你們分數
BEN: We're actually not students.
我們不是學生,我有問題請教你
I, uh, got a question for you, though, sir.
你對這個地方有研究嗎?
Do you know anything about this place?
科學從觀察開始
Well, science begins with observation.
我會拍這些鬼的照片
So, I'll take pictures of all of these ghosts
to make sure we know exactly what we're dealing with.
確定我們知道要對付什麼
KENT: Great. And once we know what we're dealing with,
很好,一旦知道目標
我們就需要有人跟這些鬼對話
we're gonna need someone who can talk to these ghosts.
A psychic.
靈媒
我找到一個符合預算的
I did find one within our price range.
(哈莉葉的魔法屋)
She's been doing readings at Bar Mitzvahs,
(只限正能量)
她在猶太成年禮上幫人算命
不過網路評價很讚
but gets a very solid Yelp score.
隨便坐
Make yourselves comfortable.
(BEN SIGHS)
米契是誰?
Who is Mitchell?
- I... I don't know. - Think a little harder.
不知道 -仔細想想
我在教區認識不少人,所以有可能...
I meet a lot of people in my parish, so I guess it's possible that...
He doesn't know anyone named Mitchell.
他不認識叫米契的人
吉凡尼呢?
What about Giovanni?
- (BEN SNICKERS) - No,
我想沒有 -蓋瑞呢?
- I don't think so... - HARRIET: Gary?
Have you recently met someone named Gary?
最近見過叫蓋瑞的人嗎?
Okay, so now we're just thinking of names that start with "G"?
現在是要想名字蓋開頭的?
Okay, so that's a "no" on Gary?
沒見過叫蓋瑞的?
Actually, she's good. You're very good. That...
其實,她很厲害,你很厲害
No, I did know a Cousin Gary in my neighborhood.
我社區的確有個蓋瑞表弟
- Thank you so much for today. - You're lying.
今天謝謝你... -你說謊
你不認識什麼蓋瑞
You haven't met a Gary.
有認識叫蓋比的人嗎?
Have you met someone named Gabbie?
(SUPERSTITION CONTINUES) Keep me in a daydream
Keep me going strong
BOY 1: Baby's got to be home before dark!
寶貝在天黑前要回家
BOY 2: Why do you have to get home so soon?
幹嘛這麼早回家?
我看到那些男生在追你
Saw those boys chasing you.
他們陪我回家
They were just running me home.
我想他們需要...
I think they just need...
多一點時間來認識我
a little bit more time to get to know me.
是 -看得出來你很忙
- Yeah. - I see that you're busy.
(SUPERSTITION CONTINUES PLAYING)
Super
Superstition
Oh, super
Superstition
That house has a string of traumatic events.
那棟房子有不少令人傷痛的事件
爆炸
Explosions.
Quicksand.
流沙
在路易斯安納耶
In Louisiana!
那一家可能想搬家
That family might want to move.
Now eat up. Happy Hour ends at 6:00!
快吃,歡樂優惠時段只到6點
好
- CHEF: Okay? - (GRUNTING)
One more time.
再一次
One more time. Open.
再一次,張開
(MUNCHES LOUDLY)
Are you kidding me?
開什麼玩笑?
(SUPERSTITION BY NEKA HAMILTON CONTINUES PLAYING)
午夜好熱鬧
So much activity during midnight.
我想研究這些鬼
See, I tried to get a read on the ghosts,
but it's hard because they just won't stop moving.
但很難,他們動個不停
他們不只是移動
TRAVIS: They're not just moving.
我懂這種感覺,他們在躲某樣東西
I know this feeling. They're running from something.
謝謝你邀我來,肯特神父
HARRIET: Thank you for inviting me, Father Kent.
誰要補償我的里程數?
Who's reimbursing my mileage?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
HARRIET: Mm!
人們...
People...
以前...
used to...
eat here.
在這裡用餐
我說過她很厲害
I told you she's good.
- No, it's a dining room. - (HARRIET CHUCKLES)
這就是餐廳啊
PROFESSOR: Sometime after 1788,
1788年之後某個時間點
那棟宅邸被人發現,已興建完成
the mansion was discovered fully built.
從來沒當作農地使用
No land had ever been worked.
我查到最早的紀錄
The earliest record I could dig up
是這份契約
is this deed
由威廉葛雷西購得
acquired by William Gracey.
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
他向一個未揭露身分的屋主購買
He purchased it from a previously undisclosed owner.
他的太太伊蓮娜死於黃熱病
His wife, Eleanor, died of yellow fever.
這時開始出現怪事
That's when things started to get weird.
Isn't this great?
是不是很棒?
I mean, I've been dying to go to this place for 60 years.
60年來我一直想去那裡
所以我們來找你,你瞭解狀況
That's why we came to you, because you've got a vision.
我非去不可
PROFESSOR: Guys, I gotta see this.
I'm having heart surgery next week.
我下週要動心臟手術
你...
You...
你不能來 -我要去
- You cannot come. - I need to come.
- No. - No, I need to come!
不行 -我非去不可
I guess it's not a good idea. It's a long ways away.
不行,很遠 -60年來我一直想去
PROFESSOR: Sixty years I've tried to get in there!
我能跟著你們,我有車
- (MOUTHING) - Well, I can follow you,
- I've got a car. - Do not come!
不要來
那你們大概不需要這些
Then I guess you don't need these.
All right, all right, you do what you're doing,
好啦,隨便你
- I'll go use the restroom and... - PROFESSOR: Good. Okay.
我去上洗手間 -好
- Run, run! Run! Go, run! - What?
快跑...快跑
什麼?我去發動車子 -快跑
- Okay, I'll start the car! - BEN: Go!
(BOTH STRAINING)
Hey, help, help!
救命啊...
So strong!
好有力
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Fire, fire, fire. Fire, fire, fire. Oh!
著火了...著火了
HARRIET: If there's an evil spirit here, only a banishment will do.
如果這裡有邪靈,要驅魔才有用
告訴你們,它會反擊
And let me tell you, it will fight back.
Ghosts like to fight.
鬼喜歡打架
比如,1813年
For example, 1813,
一群靈媒進入北邊那棟屋子
a group of mediums
went into the house just a little north of here.
It took 21 days.
他們花了21天
拚命把已故屋主趕出去
They worked their butts off and they got that deceased owner out of there.
But they were all found...
可是他們全都...
Uh, how old are you?
你幾歲?
Nine.
九歲
Okay. I'm talkin' organs on the outside.
好,他們肚破腸流
拜託 -九歲還很小
- Oh, come on. - Nine is young!
沒多小,我九歲就在開車了
It's not that young, girl. I was drivin' by nine.
Look, I know that might have been an extreme example.
我知道那是極端的個案
- Yes! - But they were a group of amateurs.
對 -他們是一群業餘肉腳
我可是pro級的,懂嗎?
I am a professional. Okay?
I'm bona fide and qualified, certified, and I can get rid of what died.
我正港合格,經過認證
有辦法趕走亡靈
我不懷疑
KENT: Well, I don't doubt it.
我感應到屋裡有滿滿的悲痛
HARRIET: I've sensed a lot of grief in this house.
未化解的悲痛會使幽靈徘徊不去
And grief, unprocessed, will make a spirit stuck.
你能幫我們擺脫它們嗎?
Okay, well, can you help us unstick them, then?
HARRIET: I can do it.
沒問題
但需要一週,先收費
But I would need a week, paid,
補充水晶的能量,開始做研究
where I can recharge my crystals and begin doing my research.
And then, we can get to it.
然後就能著手進行
I'll send you a invoice from PayPal in the meantime.
我會從支付平台寄請款單給你們
掰掰
Bye-bye.
(DOOR OPENS)
- (BEN SIGHS) - (HALTINGLY) Nice meeting you!
很高興認識你
(兩小時後)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES) - (DOORBELL RINGS)
HARRIET: You didn't tell me that these ghosts be following people!
你沒告訴我這些鬼會跟著人
你媽一定對你很失望
I know your mama gots to be disappointed in you.
我知道她對你失望
I know she disappointed in you
我相信她不是這樣教你的
'cause I'm pretty sure she taught you better than this!
我早知道事有蹊蹺
I knew this was weird.
All these freaky, different-looking people
這些牛鬼蛇神竟然住在一起
- living in the same place. - (GABBIE CLEARS THROAT)
她還好嗎?
How's she doing?
她很火大
- She's pissed. - (DOOR CLOSES)
你們的做法
HARRIET: What you have done
大錯特錯又不可原諒
is deeply wrong and absolutely unforgivable.
The ghost that followed me home was on a horse.
跟我回家的鬼騎著馬
你們知不知道...
Do you have any idea what it's like to have a ghost (ENUNCIATES) horse
有一匹鬼馬
charging through your bedroom?
衝過房間是什麼樣子?
我決定大發慈悲幫你們
Now, I've decided to be the bigger person and help you.
因為你們害我別無選擇
Mostly because you have left me no other options.
告訴我
So, tell me,
這屋子發生什麼事?
what happened in this house?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
這些真漂亮
GABBIE: Wow, these are beautiful.
這些設計圖是你...
These blueprints that you...
借來的
borrowed (CHUCKLES)
- are incredible. - KENT: Come on.
令人驚豔
Am I proud of the fact that Ben attacked an elderly educator?
我對班攻擊老教授感到驕傲嗎?
Of course not. That being said,
當然沒有,但話說回來
十分值得
totally worth it.
這些資料說明了這屋子的歷史
These papers say what happened in this house.
鰥夫葛雷西失心瘋,自盡身亡
Widower Gracey lost his mind and took his own life.
飽受悲痛,我就說我感應到悲痛
Suffering from grief. Didn't I say I sensed grief?
看來他錢都花在某個靈媒身上
And apparently, he spent all his money on some psychic or something.
"Medium." We're called mediums.
通靈師,我們叫通靈師
- Oh, a medium. - Thank you.
通靈師
謝謝
I guess, subsequently after that, 66 people moved into this house,
我想後續有66人搬進屋裡
每個都以極其嚇人、恐怖
and each one of them died a spectacularly terrible,
奇特的死法死去
oddly specific death.
(兄弟決鬥而死)
Two brothers shot each other in a duel.
一對兄弟槍決對方
(GUNSHOTS)
And this wife chopped up five of her husbands.
(康絲坦哈奇威身亡)
這個人妻砍死她的五個丈夫
想必葛雷西是阻止這件事的關鍵
So, Gracey must be the key to stopping this.
通靈師叫什麼名字?
What was the medium's name?
好像是李歐托夫人
Um, Madame Leoto, I think.
HARRIET: Madame Leota?
李歐塔夫人?
李歐塔夫人是史上最偉大的通靈師
Madame Leota was the greatest medium ever.
Sought after by the royals
王公貴族
爭相追捧
and rich people.
等一下...這是什麼?
Wait, wait, wait, what's this?
This is, uh, a letter from William Gracey to Madame Leota,
威廉葛雷西寫給李歐塔夫人的信
asking her to come to his seance room.
請她到他的招魂室
But we don't have a seance room.
我們沒有招魂室
HARRIET: You sure?
你確定嗎?
GABBIE: Wait.
等等
走廊的盡頭沒有房間
There isn't a room at the end of that hallway.
看吧?
See?
這裡沒東西
Nothing here. It's just...
Wait, wait! Hold it.
只有... -等一下
讓我來
I got it.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CREAKING)
- (CRACKLES) - (ALL EXCLAIM)
GABBIE: Wow, you just...
你...
- Okay, that... - TRAVIS: Oh, yeah.
好吧 -對
等等,等一下
BEN: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
什麼?好吧
Wait, what? Okay.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
小心,有階梯
GABBIE: Be careful, there's a step.
HARRIET: Ugh! Smells mildewy.
有霉味
(SNIFFS) Mmm.
(GABBIE SIGHS)
- Hmm. - GABBIE: Wow.
- HARRIET: Mm. - (GABBIE CHUCKLES)
那是什麼?
GABBIE: What's that?
HARRIET: Oh!
BEN: Oil.
油
我知道這是什麼,等一下
Wait, I think I know what this is. One second here.
(OIL BUBBLING)
(BEN SIGHS)
(MATCH STRIKES)
(ALL SCREAM)
Okay.
好
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
GABBIE: Oh.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
這有幾百年沒人來過
This hasn't been touched in centuries.
或許我來祈禱一下
KENT: Maybe I'll just do a little blessing.
A prayer to get us started on the right foot.
禱告能讓我們有個好的開始
主,請放過我們
God, give us a break. (SIGHS)
We... We don't want to be haunted,
我們不想被鬼纏身
and it just seems like there's so many bad people in the world.
世上似乎有好多壞人
Haunt them.
去纏他們
數到三說阿們,一二三,阿們
How about an "amen" at the count of three? One, two, three, amen!
Amen.
阿們
你確定他是神父嗎?
(WHISPERS) Are you sure he's a priest?
Now, if I can communicate with William Gracey,
如果我能跟威廉葛雷西溝通
我猜他有我們需要的答案
I suspect he will have the answers that we need.
確認一下
And just to confirm,
我們手上只有這根法國香草蠟燭?
the only thing available to us is this French Vanilla Yankee Candle?
Yeah, I keep forgetting...
對,我老是忘記...
取消亞馬遜的訂單
to cancel my subscription to Amazon, so it just...
Please, hold hands.
麻煩手牽手
現在我要放空思緒
Now, I will quiet my mind
才能跟陰界溝通
so that I can communicate with the other side.
請別干擾我
Please do not interrupt me.
否則又得從頭開始
Otherwise I have to start all over again.
沒問題
GABBIE: Of course.
(SIGHS)
(HARRIET INHALES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES)
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(MUSIC BUILDING)
(SNIFFS)
(SNORING)
(MUSIC FADES)
(CHUCKLES)
她睡著了,看,她睡著了 -不是
- She asleep. Look. She asleep. - No, no, no. She's in a...
Hey, she's in a trance.
她進入出神狀態
It's a...
這是...
- Wait, is she asleep? - BEN: She's asleep.
她在睡覺?-她睡著了
Is she sleeping? Or is it just a trance?
她在睡還是被催眠?-我看她在睡
BEN: I'm looking right at her. She's asleep.
(YELLS) Can I do this?
能讓我專心嗎?
好 -你們惹火我了
- BEN: Okay. - Now you got me all mad!
GABBIE: We're sorry.
對不起
請恢復平靜
Please do get peaceful again.
(SIGHING)
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MUSIC FADES) - (SNORING)
好
Okay, it...
- Why... - Maybe she's narcoleptic?
為什麼... -也許她有嗜睡症
- I don't... I don't... - (HARRIET SCREAMS)
我不...
- (ALL GASP) - Who goes there?
是誰?
幽靈
Spirits,
我沒有惡意
I come here with good intent.
我召喚威廉葛雷西的幽靈
I summon the spirit of William Gracey.
如果你在這裡
If you are here with us,
give us a sign!
給我們一個徵兆
(WIND HOWLING SOFTLY)
(FAINT INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
他在這裡
He's with us.
你為何在這裡?
Why are you here?
為何徘徊不去?
Why are you hanging on?
如果你想給我們什麼訊息
If you have a message that you'd like to leave us,
或想打招呼
or a greeting of sorts,
這裡有紙筆
here's a pen and pad
我在便利商店買的
that I purchased from CVS.
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
(GASPS)
(FAINT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
BEN: Whoa.
(CHUCKLES)
(去跟...)
Ben, camera!
班,相機
快...快點
KENT: Go, go, go! Come on, come on!
(CAMERA WHIRRS, CLICKS)
(BEN CHUCKLES IN DISBELIEF)
Wow! It's Gracey!
哇!是葛雷西
Oh.
(WIND WHOOSHES)
他走了
He's gone.
上面寫什麼?
What does it say?
去跟李歐塔談
TRAVIS: "Talk to Leota."
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
你果然能跟死人說話
You really can speak to the dead.
Mm.
那當然
Of course.
你能幫我聯繫一個人嗎?
Can you contact someone for me?
誰?
Who?
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(KISSES)
My wife.
我太太
你就是那個悲痛的靈魂
You were the grieving spirit.
她叫艾麗莎
Her name's Alyssa.
願意
- Yes. - (BEN CHUCKLES)
對不起
HARRIET: I'm sorry.
沒辦法
I can't.
我想她不在這裡
I don't think she's here.
能看看李歐塔在不在嗎?
TRAVIS: Could you see if Leota's here?
- (DOOR SLAMS) - (TRAVIS GASPS)
- GABBIE: Oh. - (GHOST GROWLING)
(EERIE SCREAMING)
(招魂)
(MALE GHOST LAUGHING)
This feels different.
這個感覺不一樣
這感覺起來如何?
What does this feel like?
火大
Madness.
(MALE GHOST CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(CAMERA WHIRRS, CLICKS)
BEN: (SCREAMS) Whoa, whoa!
GABBIE: Harriet, summon Leota!
哈莉葉,召喚李歐塔
I summon Madame Leota!
我召喚李歐塔夫人
不!
MALE GHOST: No!
- No! - (HARRIET SCREAMING)
Come on! Oh, my goodness! (SCREAMING)
我的天啊
- Help me! - GABBIE: Harriet!
救救我 -哈莉葉
Okay, okay, wait, wait.
好,等等
不,等等...
No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
(GRUNTING SHAKILY)
我想出去,但不是這樣
I wanted to get out of here, but not like this!
GABBIE: Harriet! BEN: Harriet. Come on!
哈莉葉 -哈莉葉,快點
(SCREAMING)
TRAVIS: Harriet!
哈莉葉
哈莉葉,快點
BEN: Harriet, come on.
(HARRIET GROANING)
We made it mad!
我們惹毛它了
我不知道今天要敷臉
I did not know it was gonna be a spa day.
BEN: Who is that? GABBIE: Who is that?
那是誰?-那是誰?
(LAUGHS)
Is that Bruce?
是布魯斯嗎?
BEN: Hey! Wait! TRAVIS: Stop! No!
等等 -停車,不
GABBIE: Who is this? BEN: Bruce!
是誰?-布魯斯
別進去,布魯斯,別進去
Do not go in, Bruce! Don't go in!
(GROANS)
你們偷我的東西,丟下我
You steal my stuff, leave me flat!
我會給你們好看
I'll show you!
I will see this house, and nothing's gonna stop me.
我來看這間房子,誰都別想攔我
Oh! (SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING SHAKILY)
- (BRUCE SCREAMS) - BEN: Bruce!
布魯斯
救命啊 -布魯斯
- Help! - Bruce!
奶奶,你知道,奶奶
Grandma, you know, Grandma.
Ahh! I'm too old to die! It's not...
我太老了,不能死
Oh, oh. Whoa. Whoa!
- (HORN BLARING) - (BRUCE SCREAMING)
(救護車)
(SIREN WAILS)
I'm curious why a man his age
我很好奇他這年紀的男人
幹嘛坐椅子在大馬路上跑?-椅子
- was riding a chair down a main road? - A chair...
BEN: Uh... GABBIE: Um...
- He loves to do that. - BEN: He likes to ride chairs.
他很愛這樣 -他喜歡把椅子當車子
- Yeah, it's kind of his thing. - So, it's his thing.
這是他的癖好 -他的癖好
我不喜歡那張椅子
I don't like the chair!
Okay, well, let's put a pin in that.
好,晚點再討論
記得讓他好好休息 -休息
Make sure he gets lots of rest.
- Rest. Okay. - DOCTOR: Okay?
好嗎?-好
- GABBIE: Yeah. - (SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
DOCTOR: And no more excitement,
別太激動,否則下次後果不堪設想
or next time it might not be a false alarm.
他說他獨居,我想讓他待一晚
Now, he said that he does live alone, so I'd like to keep him overnight.
Um, yeah, maybe get some fluids.
也許吊個點滴
- (SCREAMS) - You know, uh...
- No, look, look. - No?
不,你看 -不?
- No. No! - No.
不 -不
天啊
DOCTOR: Oh, my goodness! GABBIE: Um, we should go.
我們該走了,真的 -對
- We should really go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
別丟下我... -我們不會丟下你
Don't leave me. Don't leave me.
GABBIE: We're not going to leave you.
放輕鬆
Relax, relax.
We should all go home now.
我們都該回家了
他先困住我們,現在又拖我們出去
KENT: First he's trapping us here, now he's dragging us out.
Enough! Make up your mind.
夠了,快下定決心
這不是葛雷西
Well, this isn't Gracey.
不管是誰,都不要我們跟李歐塔談
Whatever evil this is doesn't want us to talk to Leota.
它現在把我們當成威脅
It sees us as a threat now.
Let's just go find Leota and see what she has to say.
去找李歐塔,看她怎麼說
GABBIE: Is there anyone that we need to contact
你要我們通知誰你在這裡
to let them know that you're here
免得他們擔心?
so they don't worry?
有一個女的
Well, there is a woman.
我請她幫我倒垃圾
I make her take my trash down for me.
她... -我相信她沒事
- She's... - Yeah, I bet she'll be okay.
- Yes. - Yeah.
對 -嗯
BRUCE: Go on, I don't wanna play now.
走開,我不想玩
TRAVIS: I need to check your pulse. Let me...
我要檢查你的脈搏 -兒子,有禮貌
GABBIE: Hey, my love, boundaries.
快走開
BRUCE: Go on, go on. Get out of here.
禮貌
GABBIE: Boundaries. TRAVIS: Well...
很遺憾你太太過世了
HARRIET: I'm sorry to hear about your wife passing.
幸好她不在這裡
It's good that she's not here.
生者與亡魂分屬不同空間
The living and the dead belong in different places.
你看
See...
這是我們的世界
this is our world
這是陰界
and this is the Region Beyond.
兩者重疊最多的地方
And the place where they overlap most
是生者透過見鬼與亡者相遇之處
is where the living can encounter the dead through hauntings.
就像這間屋子
Like this house.
但靈魂通過,進入陰界後
But when a soul passes and goes over into the Region Beyond,
如果能安息,就會留下來
if it's at peace, that's where it stays.
幸好她不在這裡
It's good that she's not here.
她安息了
She's at peace.
我敢說她也希望你平靜下來
And I bet she wants you to be too.
I know this might sound silly,
我知道這麼說很傻
我認為靈魂能從陰界傳送訊息
but I believe that souls can send signs from the Region Beyond.
我父親過世了,他愛死了火車模型
My father passed away, and he loved model trains.
他會拆解它們
He would take them apart
再組回去,每天都一樣
and put them back together again every day.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
But on those days when I get really low...
在我心情低落時
真的跌落谷底
I mean really low...
我不時會聽見
I will randomly hear
遠方的火車聲
a train off in the distance.
我知道那是我爸在跟我打招呼
And I know that's my dad saying "Hi."
那種時候...
Those moments
就叫鬼眨眼
are called ghost winks.
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFLING SOFTLY)
(DEEP GROWL)
(EERIE GROWL)
(DISTORTED GROWL)
(LOUD SNORING)
(BEN SIGHS)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(BEN SIGHS)
班
MALE GHOST: Ben.
抱歉跟你裝熟
Sorry to be so familiar.
我覺得我已經認識你了
I just feel I know you already.
因為我們有一個共同的朋友
You see, we have a friend in common.
艾麗莎?
BEN: Alyssa?
艾麗莎
Alyssa!
艾麗莎?
Alyssa?
勸你別進去
I wouldn't go in there...
- (BREATH TREMBLING) - (DOG HOWLING)
...unless you want a ticket to the Region Beyond!
除非你要通往陰界的門票
(LAUGHING)
Take us with you?
帶我們一起去?
我們知道你很快會往那邊走
We know you're heading that way soon! (CHUCKLES)
BEN: Alyssa!
艾麗莎
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
(BEN GROANING)
(GHOST SNARLING)
(BEN GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
艾麗莎
Alyssa.
(SNARLS)
- TRAVIS: Ben! Ben! - Mm. What, what, what?
班... -什麼?
Bruce disappeared and something's happening.
布魯斯不見了,出事了
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
好,我去追他
BEN: All right, I'm going after him.
來,給我
All right, here, give me these.
已經過了午夜 -不要
- No, it's after midnight! - TRAVIS: No!
我罩你 -哈莉葉
- I got you covered. - TRAVIS: Harriet!
我來做早禱求平安
I'm gonna cover us with some morning prayers.
現在是半夜
It's the middle of the night!
在羅馬不是
Not in Rome.
(GABBIE SIGHS)
(ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING)
(ORGAN STOPS PLAYING)
有看到什麼嗎?
BEN: Do you see anything?
沒有,但我有感覺
HARRIET: No, but I feel something.
(BOTH SCREAM)
(SHOUTS) Bruce, don't... What are you doing out here?
布魯斯,不要...你在這裡幹嘛?
我們得找到李歐塔
BRUCE: We got to find Leota.
閣樓呢?
What about the attic?
這樣好嗎?閣樓一向很嚇人
HARRIET: I don't know about this. Attics are historically terrifying.
會冷嗎?開始變冷了
BRUCE: Is it cold? It's starting to feel colder.
你沒穿褲子,布魯斯
HARRIET: Well, you don't have any pants on, Bruce.
你們能不能...
BEN: Can't you guys both just...
(OBJECT THUDS)
Oh, dang.
該死
BEN: Whoa! HARRIET: All right.
好
(BEN GRUNTS)
HARRIET: Whoa.
上去 -布魯斯,等等
BRUCE: Go on up! BEN: Bruce, wait!
HARRIET: Bruce, I need you to protect me!
布魯斯,你要保護我 -放開
BRUCE: Let go! What?
HARRIET: Bruce, stay here and protect me!
留下來保護我 -你心臟有毛病
BEN: You have a heart condition. Come on.
好啦...
BRUCE: All right, all right, all right.
HARRIET: Protect me.
保護我
好
All right.
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)
上去注意安全
HARRIET: Be safe up there.
BEN: Uh... Hello?
有人嗎?
(OBJECT THUDDING)
(COUGHS)
Uh... Madame Leota?
李歐塔夫人?
(OBJECT THUDDING)
我們需要你幫忙
We... We need your help.
哇!嘿...
HARRIET: Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! BRUCE: Whoa!
HARRIET: (YELLS) Did you do that?
是你弄的嗎?
BEN: No, I did not!
不是我
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
(FEMALE GHOST LAUGHING HEARTILY)
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
BEN: Leota? Is that you?
李歐塔?是你嗎?
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
(FEMALE GHOST GIGGLES)
(STRAINING)
Huh?
(BREATH SHUDDERING)
靠近一點
FEMALE GHOST: Closer.
靠近一點
Closer.
(UNEASY MUSIC BUILDS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
- (SHRIEKING) - (BEN YELLING)
好
Oh, okay. Ahh!
- I want out of here! - (BRIDE CHUCKLES)
我要出去
(BRIDE CACKLING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - (BRIDE GRUNTING)
媽呀!
Holy!
- (BRIDE LAUGHS) - Whoa.
(LAUGHING STOPS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Hey, hey, hey.
嘿...
Hey, listen, I'm sure those guys deserved what they got,
聽好,我相信那些人罪有應得
可是寶貝,聽我說
but, baby, baby, listen,
我知道你聽得見,寶貝
I know you can hear me, okay, babe?
鬼寶貝,我能叫你鬼寶貝嗎?
Ghost Bae. Can I call you Ghost Bae?
我不一樣,我支持女權
But me, I'm different. I'm a supporter.
我是你和所有女性的盟友
I'm an ally, to you, and to all women...
- (SCREECHES) - (BEN SCREAMS)
(BEN GRUNTING IN FEAR)
(BEN SCREAMS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
(BEN GRUNTS)
BRUCE: Whoa!
HARRIET: It's a little musty. BRUCE: Oh, acrid.
有點霉味 -很嗆
- GABBIE: Oh, wow. - Ah, it stinks.
哇 -好臭
被污染了
Contaminated.
Ooh.
好,上面寫...
All right. So, it says, uh...
這裡,「李歐塔夫人資產
Here. "Property of Madame Leota.
"If this does not belong to you...
如果這不屬於你
不要再...
"Do not turn
翻下一頁」
"another page."
天啊... -哈莉葉
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Hey, Harriet!
這是李歐塔夫人的咒語書
This is Madame Leota's personal book of incantations!
天啊
Oh, my God! (CHUCKLING)
I mean, one of us had to do it.
總得有人動手
美夢果然會成真,天啊
HARRIET: Dreams do come true. Oh, my goodness!
這是什麼?
Damn, what is that?
- That's nice. - (BRUCE GASPS)
挺高級的
水晶球
A crystal ball.
這值錢嗎?
Is this worth anything?
嘿!
- Hey! - (GROANS)
夫人,我們看得見你,你好
Ma'am, we can see you. Hi.
- BRUCE: Oh. - Madame Leota?
李歐塔夫人?
也該是時候了
Well, it's about time.
你拿的那本書力量強大
Very powerful book you're holding.
最好搞懂怎麼用
Best know how to use it.
你怎麼進去的?
GABBIE: How did you get in there?
我給你們看來龍去脈,但你們得付...
I can show you what happened, but it will cost you...
HARRIET: Mm?
三塊錢
Three dollars.
什麼?-哇
- What? - BEN: Wow.
土匪搶劫啊 -好啦,請開始
That's highway robbery!
That's fine, that's fine. Shh, shh. Go ahead.
(WHOOSHING)
威廉葛雷西深陷悲痛
MADAME LEOTA: William Gracey, lost in grief,
請我聯繫他的亡妻
sought me out to contact his deceased wife.
伊蓮娜葛雷西
Eleanor Gracey!
(LOUD BANG)
敲桌,該回應了
Rap on a table, it's time to respond.
打開通往陰界之橋 -她沒回來找他
Open a bridge to the Region Beyond!
When she didn't come back to him,
we called for her again and again.
我們一再呼喚她
A seance every midnight, for a year.
每天午夜招魂,持續一年
一年?好扯
For a year? That's so reckless.
Who said that?
誰說的?
不斷招魂開啟了鬼界大門
The repeated seances opened the floodgates of the ghost realm.
數百個幽靈自由來去
Hundreds of spirits freely came and went,
卻不見他心愛的伊蓮娜
but never his beloved Eleanor.
我求他停止,擔心意外引鬼入陽間
I begged him to stop,
for fear of what we might accidentally call forth.
但他堅持繼續進行
But he insisted we keep going.
不久,葛雷西收到伊蓮娜的訊息
Soon, Gracey was receiving messages from Eleanor
imploring him to join her on the other side.
哀求他加入陰界陪伴她
但我知道那不是伊蓮娜
But I knew this wasn't Eleanor.
我們召喚了一個可怕魔鬼
We had summoned a terrible evil
汲取葛雷西的悲痛能量
who fed on Gracey's grief.
那不是一般的鬼
This was no ordinary ghost.
He had the power
他有能力...
to trap these once happy souls in this house.
(今晚我們將在陰界相擁,伊蓮娜)
將這些曾經快樂的靈魂困在這屋裡
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)
- MALE GHOST: Mine! - (SCREAMING)
我的!
MADAME LEOTA: Before I could get a look at him,
我還來不及看他
his dark spirit trapped me in my own crystal ball.
他的黑暗幽靈就將我困在水晶球裡
誰曉得有多久
Who knows how long.
Probably months now.
應該有好幾個月了
他困住了933個靈魂
He has trapped 933 souls.
但他需要一千個才能完成儀式
But he needs 1,000 to complete the ritual
逃出這棟房子
that will let him escape this house.
留意滿月,那是他最強大的時候
Beware the full moon, when he is most powerful.
你們將無法活命
You won't survive it.
你內心充滿悲痛
Oh, there's much grief in you.
你將最難以擺脫他的操控
You will be most vulnerable to his manipulations.
有我們在,我們挺你
Not on our watch. We got you.
你能怎麼辦?
But what are you gonna do?
對 -他們已經死了
- KENT: Yeah. - They're already dead!
對 -會死得更徹底
- Yeah. - They're gonna be deader.
Okay.
好
知道我們需要什麼嗎?驅魔
You know what we need? We need a banishment.
- GABBIE: Yeah. - A banishment!
對 -驅魔
對,驅魔
Yes, a banishment,
那需要一件幽靈擁有過的物品
but it requires an object the spirit once possessed.
只要拿到...
Once you have that...
DARK SPIRIT: Enough!
夠了!
(ALL GASPING)
(WIND GUSTING)
We're okay. Let's find a banishing. Okay, so...
我們沒事,我們來驅魔
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
我不想傳達壞消息
這屋裡已經死了66人
but there's been 66 deaths in this house
從水晶球女士被困住到現在
since that ball lady was trapped there!
所以他困住的靈魂不是933個
So, he doesn't have 933.
而是999個
He's got 999.
And unless one of you wants to start funeral arrangements,
除非你們打算開始籌備葬禮
否則最好快離開
we better get out of here.
- (BIRDS SCREECHING) - (ALL SCREAMING)
走開...
- HARRIET: Shoo! Shoo! - (KENT YELLS)
只有我不知道那是真的嗎?
Am I the only one who didn't know that was real?
HARRIET: Um, we better hurry this up
我們得快點,招魂讓這屋子抓狂了
'cause all these seances got the house acting up.
先別管那個,這屋裡每個亡者
BRUCE: Never mind that,
every one of the deaths that happened in this house
都在滿月時死亡
happened on a full moon.
也就是說我們只剩不到四天
Which means, we have less than four days.
李歐塔夫人不是說需要他們的物品?
Didn't Madame Leota say something about needing an object they possessed?
(GHOST GIGGLES)
How are you gonna find an object someone possessed
要怎麼找到某人擁有過的物品
如果你根本不知道某人是誰呢?
when you don't know who the "someone" is?
我能做一件很特別的事
HARRIET: Now, there is something very special that I can do.
相當不得了
It's quite extraordinary.
我的靈魂會離開我的身體,進入鬼界
My spirit will leave my body and go into the ghost realm,
我能去看看那個幽靈
where I can get a look at that spirit.
可說是反向招魂
A reverse seance, if you will.
反向招魂?
BRUCE: A reverse seance?
加一
Count me in!
布魯斯,那很危險
Bruce, it's very dangerous. Not just anyone can do a reverse seance.
不是誰都能反向招魂
靈體投射
Astral projection.
就說「靈體投射」
Just say "astral projection."
不必說得像是你自創的
You don't need to use all these words as if you just invented them.
太可笑了 -靈體投射?
- It's ridiculous. - Astral projection?
Have you ever heard of astral projection? Is that in your Bible?
你聽過靈體投射嗎?你們聖經上有?
來談談真正荒謬的 -哈莉葉...聽著
Let's talk about what really is ridiculous.
KENT: Harriet, Harriet, okay, listen.
Come on, (CHUCKLES) we're all on the same team here.
別這樣,我們在同一條船上
雖然看來不像,所以他們才有機可乘
Although we're not actin' like one, and that plays into their hands.
我喜歡反向招魂的點子
Hey, I like the idea of a reverse seance.
他們一直來鬧,換我們去找他們
Yeah, they've been coming into our realm, let's go visit them.
想嚇我們?換我們嚇死你們
Oh, you're gonna scare us? No, we're gonna scare you!
- HARRIET: Yeah! - Boo!
對 -嚇!
對!我們今晚就找到那個邪靈
Yes! We will find this evil spirit tonight!
把蛋殼挑出來就行了
Just, uh, pick the shells out. It's fine.
(GABBIE SIGHS)
HARRIET: You make crunchy scrambled eggs?
你做了脆殼炒蛋?
我奶奶以前也常做
My grandma used to do that back in the day.
當時她開始戴老花眼鏡,她的秘訣...
That's when her glasses started.
- Her prescription... - (GABBIE SIGHS)
他還好嗎?
BEN: How's he doing?
我怕他年紀太小,不能理解...
I fear he may be a little young to be processing
生命存在的恐懼
existential dread. (CHUCKLES WRYLY)
You know, I thought that coming down here,
我以為搬來這裡
能拋開跟他父親有關的一切
we could put everything
that we went through with his father behind us.
You know, he could run around, be a kid, enjoy,
他可以盡情奔跑,有個快樂童年
這棟房子卻從中作梗
but this house just won't let that happen. (SIGHS)
恐怖喔 -不吃蛋了
- Oh, it's scary. - No more eggs.
「蛋」是又何奈
Speaking of egg-sistential.
「蛋」是又何奈?
"Egg-sistential"?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, my God.
天啊
他會摔下來,弄斷腿
He's gonna fall off that stoop and break his leg.
小崔... -嘿
- Travis! - Hey.
- (KNOCKS ON WINDOW) - Travis!
不然,我去跟他談?
Hey, how 'bout I go talk to him?
好
Okay, just...
要他別「蛋」心 -「蛋」願如此
- don't egg him on. - Eggs-actly.
- (BOTH LAUGH) - We have to stop this.
別鬧了,我馬上回來
- I'll be back. - Thank you.
謝謝
加油
Go team.
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
(BEN MIMICKING FLYING SOUNDS)
他落地了
That's him landing.
飛行才不是這種聲音
That is not how a flying guy sounds.
你說得對,真的
BEN: You're right. True.
- Um... - (CHUCKLES)
怎麼了?
What's wrong?
學校同學晚上要辦慶生會
Kids at school are having a birthday party tonight.
我當然不能去
Can't go, of course.
沒被邀請
Not that I was invited.
有脆殼 -有脆殼
BRUCE: It's crunchy. HARRIET: It's crunchy.
BRUCE: There's a lot of crunch in there.
裡面很多碎蛋殼 -就像早餐穀片
HARRIET: Yeah, it's like the Cap'n Crunch of eggs.
(BEN GRUNTS)
我不知道他們為何不喜歡我
I don't know why they don't like me.
I mean...
因為...
我每天都穿得很整潔
I dress my best every day,
在班上常舉手發問
I always raise my hand in class,
我要大家在操場上守規矩
- ...and I make sure... - (CLEARS THROAT)
...everybody follows the rules on the playground.
你剛剛回答了自己的問題
Yep, well,
I think you just answered your own question right there.
我今天有跟我爸說話
I talked to my dad today.
Yeah, that's good.
那很好啊
他要我去找他
He wants me to come visit.
(TRAVIS SIGHS)
可是我媽會不開心
But I think it would make my mom feel bad.
(SIGHS) Don't tell her.
別告訴她
她會很難過
It'll make her so sad.
我最厲害的就是保守秘密
Well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's keeping secrets.
你知道嗎?
And you know what? (GASPS)
Aah! (COUGHS)
That was a good one, yeah.
這招夠狠
在裡面猛踢我
Just in there kicking me for some reason.
Ow! Action Guy.
機動人
來
Here.
拿去
Go ahead, take it. Yeah.
Oh, whoa. Be careful. He's cheap.
小心,便宜貨
我本來要問你想不想...
You know, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to...
Actually, you...
(CHUCKLES)
再說一次!
- "Say it again!" - (TRAVIS GRUNTING)
Oh!
真厲害,好了,你贏了
Ah, you got that. All right, all right, all right, you won, you won.
噬魂俠給我,回來 -再說一次!
Hey. Hey, give me Soulsucker!
- Hey, come back! - BEN: "Say it again!"
黑暗幽靈,不管你是誰
KENT: Dark spirit, whoever you are,
哈莉葉都要來找你了
Harriet's comin' for ya.
Oh, yeah.
對
魔力滿點
That's got some mojo to it.
龍血香脂?北美聖草?你用什麼?
A little Dragon's Blood? Yerba Santa? What are we talking about?
Sage from Costco.
好市多買的鼠尾草
等我離開身體去看那黑暗幽靈
When I leave my body to look at this dark spirit,
任何人都不要闖進來
I don't want anyone else jumping in it.
應該不至於到那個地步啦
Not that I think it will get to that.
我做過一千次了
I've done it a thousand times.
你這麼說,我看是此地無銀三百兩
BRUCE: You see, if you say it like that,
it makes me feel like you've never done it.
HARRIET: Yes, I have.
真的
I've probably done it, like, 10,000 times.
我應該做了一萬次
BRUCE: Why elevate it to that level?
越扯越離譜,這下我根本不信
Then I don't believe it at all.
- How am I gonna get into this? - Believe it, boo. Believe it.
我怎麼加入?-絕對要相信
Now, if I'm gone for more than 10 minutes,
如果我離開超過十分鐘
搖這個鈴
ring this bell.
如果我迷路,鈴聲會幫我找到路回來
If I get lost, it'll help me find my way back.
我必須放下心防才能進入陰界
See, I have to be very raw in order to go into the other side.
照片上是我的狗狗
This is a picture of my dog
牠好可憐,搬到農場去住
that tragically moved
- to live on a farm. - (GABBIE SIGHS)
(GABBIE CLEARS THROAT)
(WHISPERING) Actually he got hit by a car.
其實是被車子撞到
像水球一樣爆開
Bursted like a water balloon.
Sis!
大姊 -什麼?
- Wait, what? - What?
什麼?
我們要開始了
We're gonna start.
幽靈,我抱持好奇心前來
"Spirits, I come with curious intentions.
緩緩開門前往你們的世界
"Creak open the door to your dimension.
在我離開時保護我的身體
"Protect my body as I leave this helm.
現在,我的靈魂將近入鬼界
"For now, my spirit will enter the ghost realm."
比悲傷更悲傷...
Think sad thoughts, think sad thoughts.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SOFT WHIRRING) - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Whoa.
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(DOOR CREAKING)
伊蓮娜?
Eleanor?
葛雷西,我們需要你幫忙
Gracey! Hey, we need your help!
你不該來這裡
GRACEY: You shouldn't be here.
喂!
BEN: Hey!
(SOPRANO SINGING OPERA IN ITALIAN)
葛雷西,等等,我有話跟你說
BEN: Gracey, wait! I want to talk to you.
(PANTING)
Whoa!
(GASPS)
(GROANS)
(GUN CLICKS)
DUELING GHOSTS: (ECHOING) One, two,
一、二
three, four, five, six, seven.
三、四、五、六、七
(GUNS COCK)
(BEN GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(SOMBER ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
寶貝,你知道我喜歡藍調
Now, baby, you know I love the blues,
但能不能彈比較輕快的...
but can you play something a little more...
曲子?
light?
他想聽的就是這個
ORGAN PLAYER: This is all he wants to hear.
Keep drinking. It'll get lighter. (CHUCKLES)
繼續喝,就會變輕快
BUTLER: Don't let him catch you here.
別讓他在這裡發現你
(WOMAN ON PAINTING STRUGGLING)
- (MAN GRUNTING) - (WOMAN YELPS)
伊蓮娜?
Eleanor?
葛雷西
Gracey?
葛雷西,你得幫我
Gracey, you have to help me.
Ah.
班
Ben,
這都是我的錯
this is all my fault.
這個黑暗幽靈,他是誰?
This dark spirit, who is he?
沒人知道他的名字
No one knows his mortal name,
但他跟我們不一樣
but he's not one of us.
他在陰界的力量無人能敵
His power in this realm is beyond control,
我們很多人只能聽他的
with many of us forced to do his bidding.
千萬別讓他抓到最後一個靈魂
Please, you must not let him take the last soul.
否則我們會永遠困在這裡
Or we'll all be trapped here forever.
(LOUD THUD)
Wait. He's coming now.
等等
他來了
- Leave now! - (LOUD THUD)
快離開 -葛雷西
BEN: Gracey!
(CLOCK CHIMING)
Oh, no, he's here!
糟糕,他來了
跟我來
Follow me. This way!
這邊 -他來了
FEMALE GHOST 1: Ooh, he's here. (WHIMPERING)
FEMALE GHOST 2: Take my hand!
拉我的手
FEMALE GHOST 3: Hurry! Hurry!
快點...
- MALE GHOST: Quickly, in here. - (GHOSTS WHIMPERING)
快進來
Do hide. Do hide. Oh!
躲起來,躲起來
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(THUDDING IN DISTANCE)
(BREATH TREMBLING)
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYS)
不...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
不要,拜託
No! Oh, come on.
DARK SPIRIT: Ah, Ben.
班
你在找我嗎?
Were you looking for me?
BEN: No, no.
不...
等等
Wait.
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
Whoa... Whoa!
什麼?
What?
Oh.
沒必要害怕
DARK SPIRIT: No reason to be afraid.
我知道這地方充滿了...
Now, I know this place is absolutely dripping
極為悲傷的靈魂
with the most sorrowful souls,
在尋找人生未實現的遺憾
all searching for what eluded them in life.
尋找那些...
Searching for purpose,
太懦弱而做不到的目標
too cowardly to do anything about it.
但是你,你有希望
But you, you have promise.
你知道人生沒有意義
You know that life has no meaning.
我們終究會化為塵土
That we all end up in the dirt.
Boo!
唬!
(SCREAMING)
如果你願意幫我,我能讓你達成心願
If you're willing to help me, I can give you what you want.
(SCREAMS) No! No!
不...
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(DARK SPIRIT GRUNTS)
(DARK SPIRIT WHEEZING)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
靈界今晚不歡迎我
The spirit realm is not welcoming me tonight.
(PANTING)
There's no use in running!
跑也沒有用
弱者才會受苦,我知道出路
Suffering is for the weak and I know the way out.
我們有條件要談
We have a deal to make. (LAUGHING)
It's quite disappointing, but...
讓人很失望,不過...
(DISTORTED) But the real chill starts later.
不過真正嚇人的晚點才開始
那不是班
That... That's not Ben.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(RINGING)
(COUGHING)
(BEN PANTING)
(YELLS)
你能達成心願
DARK SPIRIT: You can get what you want...
(GRUNTS)
只要你願意
...if you're willing. (ECHOES)
HARRIET: Ben!
班
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Ah, it's me, it's me, it's me.
是我...
我沒事
I'm all right.
我看到他了
I saw him.
那不是一般的鬼
This was not a regular ghost.
葛雷西嚇壞了
Gracey was terrified.
他們都是
I mean, they all were.
拜託,一個鬼糾纏其他的鬼?
Come on, a ghost who haunts other ghosts?
不公平
That's not fair.
難道都沒規矩了嗎?
Aren't there any rules?
他看起來像人嗎?
Did he look human?
BEN: Sorta.
算是
He walked with a cane and a limp,
他走路拿柺杖,跛腳
把頭放在帽箱裡帶著走
and he carried his head inside of a hatbox.
這樣算是人嗎?
What part of that is "sorta"?
還有什麼能讓我們認出這個帽箱鬼?
BRUCE: Is there anything else that we can go on
to identify this "Hatbox Ghost"?
我能讓你達成心願
I can give you what you want.
箱子裡的那張臉
The face in the box, it, um...
齜牙裂嘴
He had this grin.
深深烙印在我的記憶裡
This grin that's just burned into my memory.
裡面是什麼樣子?
What was it like in there?
I mean, for a ghost realm, there was just so much...
就鬼界來說,那裡有好多...
生命
life.
I mean, it wasn't even really hard to reverse seance.
反向招魂根本不難
我覺得有幾分鐘...
No, I feel like I felt it for a couple minutes,
我好像產生幻覺
like I was tripping.
GABBIE: Like a out-of-body experience.
靈魂出竅,觸電 -有點發抖、顫動
- It was a little bit of a shake, a tingle. - GABBIE: Electricity.
哈莉葉,我知道你做得到
I know, Harriet, I know that you can do that thing,
但我覺得好脆弱
but I think I was just feelin' so raw.
不,沒關係
No, no, it's fine.
- I'm limited. - No, you're not.
我能力有限 -才怪
It is what it is.
本來就是
我家人也不相信我有這種能力
My family never believed I had the gift either.
你有在世的家人嗎?
GABBIE: Do you have any living family?
Three sisters. Bullied me every day of my life.
三個姊妹,整天欺負我
我大姊,她糟透了
My older sister? She's just terrible.
二姊就是個爛人
My middle sister, she's just an awful person.
但我妹妹...
But my younger sister... (CHUCKLES)
我相信她就是魔鬼
I actually believe she is the Devil.
Anyways...
總之
(SIGHS) I know I can be challenging to be around.
我知道我有時不好相處
不是那樣,哈莉葉
BEN: No, it's not that, Harriet.
他要我
He wants me.
他要我成為他最後那個靈魂
I think he wants me to be his last soul.
不,班,看著我
No. Ben, look at me.
你不會孤軍奮戰
You're not alone.
我太太車禍喪生
My... My wife died in a car accident.
她是什麼樣的人?
What was she like?
完美無瑕
She was the best.
勇敢做自己
Yeah, she was just herself.
And, um...
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES) She liked to dance.
她喜歡跳舞
She never... She couldn't dance, but she liked to.
跳得不好,但就是喜歡
她也是全世界跑步最慢的人
She also was the world's slowest runner.
(CHUCKLES) She'd say, "Let's go running,"
她會說我們去跑步
邊說還邊吃乳酪蛋糕
and she was eating a cheesesteak while she said this.
說跑步要補充醣類
Talking about, "I'm getting my carbo load."
(LAUGHS)
(GABBIE CHUCKLES)
她很喜歡呼朋引伴
She was the type of person that just included everyone.
我...
And, you know, I was...
我正好相反,人一多我就緊張
I was kinda the opposite. People made me nervous.
你根本毫無社交能力
Oh, you... You have no social skills at all.
- (HARRIET CHUCKLES) - BRUCE: Uh...
It's true.
沒錯
而且...
And there's, uh...
(PUFFS) no way I could have gotten to where I've gotten without her.
沒有她就沒有現在的我
(SNIFFLES)
(VOICE BREAKING) Then one day, she, um...
然後有一天,她...
她想去買炸薯球
She decided she was gonna go get some, uh, tater tots.
(CHUCKLES) She liked tater tots.
她愛吃炸薯球
要我陪她去
She asked me to go with her.
And, uh...
我心情很糟,沒辦法
I just... I couldn't do it 'cause I was frustrated.
我工作好多,還有好多事要做
I had so much work, and so many things I still had to do.
So I, um...
所以...
我大發雷霆
So I went off.
And I said, "Not right now, I'm doing something."
我說不行,我有事要做
她就離開了
And then, uh, she left.
她應該是中途去買冰淇淋
Apparently, she stopped off to get some ice cream,
在一家31冰淇淋
at a little Baskin Robbins.
她發生車禍
She got into an accident,
大約20分鐘後
and about 20 minutes later...
她就走了
(CRYING) she was gone, and...
所以我把所有時間和精力
So, that's why I put all my time and energy
dedicated to finishing the camera.
都放在完成相機上
我只想再見到她一次
Because I just wanted to see her one more time.
(BEN SOBS)
她孤單地死去
She died alone.
我覺得她不知道我愛她
And I feel like she didn't know that I loved her.
不,我相信她知道
No, I'm sure that she knew.
她絕對知道
She definitely knew.
BRUCE: My God.
天啊
那女的吃了多少膽固醇?-布魯斯
- What was the cholesterol on that woman? - HARRIET: Bruce!
你們能想像嗎?
I mean, can you imagine? Cheesesteak, tater tots.
乳酪蛋糕,炸薯球
(CHUCKLING)
She stopped off for ice cream.
中途還買冰淇淋
- Salt and fat. - GABBIE: (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
高鹽高油 -天啊
BRUCE: That's it. TRAVIS: Bruce.
對啊 -布魯斯
She was going to the bone orchard!
她打算去墳場報到
- (LAUGHING) - GABBIE: Oh, my God!
天啊 -謝謝你,布魯斯
BEN: Thank you, Bruce. (CHUCKLES)
I needed that.
我需要笑一下
我不知道我們能不能活著出去
Look, I don't know if any of us are gonna make it out of this alive.
看來班是死定了,不過我想說
It certainly seems like Ben's a goner, but I'll tell ya,
我只想跟你們一起度過
I wouldn't wanna be going through this with anyone else.
等等,年輕人
Wait, wait, kid,
你說他的臉...
you said the image of his face
烙印在你的腦中
was burned into your brain.
對
Yeah.
我想到一個點子
I have an idea.
(UPBEAT JAZZ SONG PLAYING)
(紐奧良警察局)
My friend was mugged,
我朋友被搶了
他餘悸猶存
and he's going through the trauma right now,
but what we would like is a sketch artist,
我們想請素描畫家來畫歹徒
趁他還有記憶
while it's still fresh in his mind.
他高高的
BEN: He was tall.
有點駝背
And kinda hunched over.
非常瘦
Very thin.
頭髮從高頂禮帽底下冒出來
He had hair that was sticking out of a top hat.
高頂禮帽?-對
- Top hat? - BEN: Yes. Yeah.
- So, like, top hat? - BRUCE: Top hat.
高頂禮帽?-高頂禮帽
- BEN: Yeah. - Not a bowler or a cowboy hat.
不是圓頂禮帽或牛仔帽
像歌劇帽 -像魔術師
- Like a opera hat. - Like a magician, yeah.
A magician hat!
魔術師帽 -能從裡面抓出兔子
You would pull a rabbit out of it, probably.
眼睛呢?
Uh, eyes?
雙眼距離大、小、普通?
Far apart, close, average?
一般,普通
I think normal. Average.
Okay, average eyes.
普通眼睛
有點深陷在眼窩裡面
But they were a bit, uh,
sunken into the recesses of his ocular cavity.
Deep eyes!
眼睛很深
- Deep sunken eyes. - Like a raccoon.
深邃的眼睛 -像浣熊
像珠子一樣 -凹陷得很深
- Beady eyes! - Like, they were set back.
- Hmm. - His eyes were doing that.
他眼睛會這樣,沒有眼皮
And no eyelids.
- So, they're into his skull, no eyelids. - BEN: Yeah.
深陷頭顱裡,沒有眼皮
- What about his nose? - No nose.
鼻子呢?-沒鼻子
他沒有... -沒鼻子
- He didn't have a... - No nose!
Why would he... Why would he have a nose?
他怎麼會沒鼻子?
他在微笑 -搶匪在微笑?
Oh. He was smiling.
The man who mugged you was smiling?
但他沒有嘴唇
But he didn't have lips.
就像無止盡的微笑 -是
- It was kind of like... - Sure.
...a perpetual smile of sorts.
就像這樣
It's kinda like... Yeah, like that.
這樣子 -沒錯
- This kind of thing. Okay. - Exactly, yeah.
No lips, why not? Why would he have lips?
沒嘴唇,好啊,要嘴唇幹嘛?
搶你的是這個人嗎?
Is this the man who mugged you?
哇
- Wow! - BRUCE: Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
你剛剛畫的?太驚人了
You just did that just now? This is amazing!
BRUCE: You know what'd be fun?
來個好玩的
幫他加上皮膚
See him with skin.
警察局沒白去
The police station paid off!
亞里斯泰狂普
Alistair Crump.
大壞蛋,很壞
Very bad man. Very bad.
冷血地產大亨愛迪森狂普之子
Son of cutthroat real estate tycoon, Addison Crump.
A cruel father who kicked Alistair out of the house
這狠心的父親把年幼的亞里斯泰趕走
when he was just a boy,
只因他在母親葬禮上哭得太慘
after claiming Alistair cried too much at his mother's funeral.
Said he needed to make him a tougher man.
他說得把他訓練成男子漢
他父親的上流社會棄這小男孩不顧
His father's high society turned its back on the boy.
沒朋友也沒家人,亞里斯泰消失了
And with no friends and no other family,
Alistair disappeared.
多年後,父親離奇死亡
Years later, following his father's mysterious death,
Alistair returned a wealthy tycoon
亞里斯泰回來成為富裕大亨
他以愛辦奢華派對出名
who became famous for throwing lavish parties
邀請背叛過他的人參加
with the very people who'd betrayed him.
只是許多賓客再也沒離開
Only many of those guests never made their way out!
據說亞里斯泰捲入一種黑暗魔法
Whispers grew that Alistair was embroiled in a form of dark magic
that required blood sacrifice to maintain his wealth and power.
需要血祭來維持他的財富與權勢
沒人發現屍體
No one ever found the bodies,
但受虐多年的員工群起反抗
but after years of abuse, his staff finally rose up against him
and beheaded Crump!
斬了狂普的頭
(狂普遇害!)
Just before the axe fell,
臨死前
Alistair vowed revenge on all from beyond the grave.
亞里斯泰誓言做鬼也要報仇
狂普在世時是殺人凶手
Crump, a murderer in life.
如今成了陰間殺手
Now, a murderer in death.
幸好他的老房子被視為歷史古蹟
Fortunately, for us, his old house was deemed a historical property,
離這裡才幾小時車程
up a few hours north.
現在改為民宿
And turned into a bed and breakfast.
我們去拿件狂普的物品,就不會死了
BRUCE: So, we go there, get something of Crump's,
- and we don't have to die. - (ALISTAIR LAUGHS DISTANTLY)
- We got his address. - BEN: Let me get my things.
我們有他的地址
我去拿東西
HARRIET: Yeah, I can go 'cause I know how to handle the item.
我能去,我知道怎麼處理那件物品
- Now, I'll be back... - (PRINTER BEEPING)
我會回來...
- Say it again! Say it again! - (CREAKING)
再說一次...
BRUCE: We're gonna get this guy.
我們能搞定這傢伙 -讚!
HARRIET: Yes! BRUCE: We're closing in,
我們一起圍攻他
that's what we're doing. We're closing in.
快點,印表機怎麼了?
Come on! What's up with the printer?
BRUCE: Come on, it's gotta go. BEN: Uh...
動作快
在跑了 -開始了
BRUCE: It's going. HARRIET: It's on.
BEN: Is anybody else seeing this?
有人看到這個嗎?
我看到了
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
(CREAKING)
(ALL GASPING)
ALISTAIR: Leaving us already?
這麼早就要走了?
班,地址在這裡
BRUCE: Ben, here's the address!
(PANICKED CHATTER)
出去的話,到狂普莊園 -糟糕
- If you make it out, get to Crump Manor! - GABBIE: Oh, no!
ALISTAIR: Oh, I do love surprises.
我確實喜歡驚喜
我準備了超棒的驚喜給你
And I've got a great one coming up for you.
Now, Travis...
小崔
Whoa! (GRUNTING)
流沙!
Quicksand!
小崔
Travis!
(TRAVIS YELLS)
天啊,炸藥
Oh, my God. Dynamite!
我們困住了,想辦法出去
We're trapped, look for a way out!
(TRAVIS GRUNTS)
Whoa!
快走,快走
BEN: We gotta go, we gotta go now.
快到滴水獸那邊
Get to the gargoyles, fast.
Uh, Travis, you gotta grab one of the gargoyles!
小崔,抓住滴水獸
這樣才能出去
That's how we get out of here.
(STRAINING)
很好,抓好
That's great, now hold on.
Okay, okay, okay!
好...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh!
哇...
Don't look down.
別往下看
- (ALLIGATOR GROWLS) - (SCREAMING) Ben!
班
HARRIET: Not today, Satan.
今天休想,撒旦
Uh-uh. You better get back, I rebuke you!
你最好給我回去,聽到沒
- (GAGGING) - Not today!
今天休想
(HEART POUNDING)
(CHOKING)
BOTH: Bruce!
布魯斯
Oh! Those teeth look really sharp, Ben.
那些牙齒看起來超尖的
(BEN GRUNTS)
(BEN YELPS)
畫中女士,現在怎麼辦?
BEN: Hey, painting lady, uh, what do we do now?
TRAVIS: Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
不管如何,動作要快
快點
- Come on, hurry! - (GRUNTING)
You might want to give that ceiling a second look.
你可能要再看一下天花板
否則會落得跟我丈夫一樣
Or you could end up like my husband.
快帶我們出去
- TRAVIS: Get us out of here! - (STRAINING)
BEN: One second, Travis!
等一下,小崔
TRAVIS: Oh! Okay, it's getting closer!
牠越來越近了
看到沒?
You see that?
爬上去就能出去了
Climb up and you can get out!
好
TRAVIS: Okay, okay.
Hurry!
快點
I can't get a grip.
我抓不住
快啊,班
(GRUNTS) Come on, Ben.
好,我在努力
Okay. Okay. I'm trying.
- (BEN GRUNTS) - (ALLIGATOR GROWLS)
讚!終於
Yes! Oh, finally.
(BEN GRUNTING)
Look, look, it's Kent!
看,是肯特
Oh, Kent! Hey!
肯特,嗨
我去開車子五分鐘就進不去了
KENT: I go to my car for five minutes
and then can't get back in the house.
What happened?
怎麼回事?
BEN: That's 'cause Crump is trying to keep us here.
狂普想把我們留在這裡
布魯斯
- GABBIE: Bruce! - (CHOKING)
Bruce, get up!
布魯斯,起來
哇...好
- Whoa... Whoa. Okay, okay. - (TRAVIS WHIMPERING)
This is all right.
沒關係
我看看,不
Let's see. No.
(GRUNTS)
冷靜點
GABBIE: Calm down.
(BOTH SCREAM)
不,狂普 -頭別抬起來
- No. Crump. - GABBIE: Keep your head back.
I'll drive. Don't worry. We don't have time.
我開車,放心,我們沒時間
I'd love to explain to you, but we don't have time!
我想解釋,但沒時間
Come on, come on.
快
Come on, get inside.
進來
小心 -我可以
KENT: Watch out! BEN: I got it, I got it.
我還小不能死,快開走
TRAVIS: I'm too young to die! Just keep driving!
BEN: It's much harder than it looks!
說得輕鬆
TRAVIS: Drive! Okay.
快開
- Watch... Oh, my God! - BEN: I got it, I got it.
小心,天啊 -我可以
(GROWLING)
TRAVIS: I don't want to die!
我不想死
繼續開 -好
- Just keep driving! - BEN: Okay, okay.
油門催到底
TRAVIS: Put the pedal to the metal!
BEN: I'm going as fast as I can go. KENT: The trees are attacking us!
我盡快了 -樹在攻擊我們
- (ALL SCREAMING) - TRAVIS: Oh, my God!
天啊 -沒那麼簡單
BEN: Much harder than it looks. Okay.
(TRAVIS AND KENT SCREAMING)
There we go, there we go.
加油...
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
KENT: Oh, my God! BEN: Okay, okay.
天啊 -好
- Watch where you're going. - Okay! Okay!
小心 -好
- Wow. Wow. - KENT: What's going on?
哇 -怎麼了?
- What's happening? Huh? - BEN: Uh...
We found him. He is not happy.
我們發現他了,他很不爽
那些人呢?
KENT: And what about those guys?
TRAVIS: Well, maybe they'll help us like the ones in the painting.
也許他們會跟畫裡的人一樣幫我們
(BRUCE GASPING)
GABBIE: Bruce, stay with me.
布魯斯,撐下去
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(狂普莊園)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
這不但是一家溫馨的民宿
KENT: Not only is this a lovely bed and breakfast,
but the owners,
Pat and Vic, do dinner theater as well.
屋主夫婦佩特和維克也經營餐館劇院
BEN: Oh, God.
天啊
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
(GRUNTING)
Okay, um, Mr. Ghost?
好,鬼先生
Hi.
你好
Uh, do you mind waiting in the car while we go get your mansion back,
能在車上等嗎?我們去把莊園要回來
so that you may not haunt us for eternity?
免得你沒完沒了糾纏我們
謝謝
Thank you.
謝謝
Thank you.
導覽五分鐘後開始
KENT: There's a tour starting in five minutes.
來得正好
Perfect timing.
好,我們拿到一件物品就走,懂嗎?
BEN: Okay, we're getting one item, then we leave. Got it?
速戰速決
In and out, real quick.
GUIDE: This tour will take approximately three hours.
本導覽大約三小時
Bathroom breaks are strictly prohibited.
嚴禁上廁所
狂普爵士想在山谷裡打造第一豪宅
Sir Alistair Crump wanted the grandest house in all of the Valley.
你們會注意到門廳裡沒有座位
You'll note there's no seating in the foyer
這樣他進入一個房間時
as he would have no man or woman seated
就沒人會坐著
when he entered a room.
那根柺杖...
That cane.
是亞里斯泰狂普的嗎?
Did that belong to Alistair Crump, by chance?
Uh, no, that is my cane.
不,它是我的柺杖
I use it for (CLEARS THROAT) deeply personal reasons.
我用它有我私人的理由
這房間裡有東西是狂普的嗎?
Does anything in this room belong to Alistair Crump?
沒有
Uh, no.
我不知道我們來做什麼
BEN: Well, I don't know why we're here.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
這裡你們能看到桌子末端的椅子
GUIDE: And here, if you'll notice, this chair at the end of the table
比其他椅子高出不少
is noticeably higher than the other chairs.
他將椅腳鋸短
He had the legs shortened
在自己椅子上加枕頭
and he added pillows to his seat,
好讓自己高高在上
as to remain above everyone else.
I mean, this guy was so petty, you almost got to respect it.
這個人吝嗇到讓人不得不佩服
So, are those his actual pillows?
那些就是他的枕頭嗎?
不是
No.
這是狂普第三任太太瑪格麗特的肖像
Here is a portrait of Mr. Crump's third wife, Margaret.
畫這幅畫時,瑪格麗特只是情婦
Margaret was still just his mistress at the time of this painting.
And it was through the painting
因為這幅畫
that his second wife learned of the affair,
他第二任太太才得知這段關係
when he hung it here for her to see.
當時他把畫掛在這裡讓她看見
That's one way to do it.
這招也行
請看
Well, "I do not trust any man who reads
「我不信任識字的男人
"nor any woman who, dot, dot, dot, reads."
也不相信識字的...女人」
他是很不會講話,還是...
Was it just hard to find quotes or...
這把梳子,是狂普的嗎?
This, um, comb here, did that belong to Crump?
不是,這是複製品
No, that is a replica.
那為何擺在玻璃箱裡?
Then why is it in a glass box?
你想當導覽員嗎?
Would you like to be the tour guide?
沒有
No.
不想
不好意思
MAN: Excuse me.
這裡必須完全關閉
I'm going to have to shut everything down.
發生了...
There's been
命案
- a murder. - (GUESTS GASP)
亞里斯泰狂普慘遭斬首
Alistair Crump has been decapitated.
是管家幹的嗎?
Was it the butler?
不是
No.
是外地來的純真少女嗎?
The ingenue from out of town?
She was with me.
她跟我在一起
我是維克,另一位導覽員
I'm Vic, your other tour guide.
資深劇場與電影演員
And stage and screen veteran.
還有許多類似的故事,請跟我到沙龍
There are many more stories like this one,
if you'll follow me into the salon.
佩特與維克最棒了
MAN: Pat and Vic, they're the best! (CHUCKLING)
- A murder. - WOMAN: Mm-hmm.
命案
- I bet that head is in our room. - It wasn't the last time.
我敢說頭顱在我們房間 -上次不是
等等,你說什麼?
Wait. What did you say?
Oh. Apparently, they found Crump's body, but not the head.
看來他們發現狂普屍體,卻沒找到頭
嫌犯兩手空空離開
And the suspect walked out empty-handed.
So, people think...
人們認為...
頭顱還在這裡
(WHISPERS) the head is still here.
BEN: Mm.
Thanks, friend.
謝了,朋友
看來... -我們得找到那顆頭
- Looks like... - We gotta find that head.
- Yeah. - How are we gonna find it
對
150年都沒找到,我們怎麼找?
if they haven't found it in 150 years?
TRAVIS: There's another way.
有另一個辦法
這裡不只有我們
We're not alone.
- BEN: (SIGHS) All right. Okay. - (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)
好
我們會開始行動
MAN: (ON TV) We'll strike out hard.
(ROCKING CHAIR CREAKING)
MIKE ROWE: A rocky patch of... grounds...
這些岩地提供了...
Um...
...known to provide shelter...
你好
Hello!
I'm realizing I don't know what your name is.
我發現我不知道你的名字
班,跟他對話
Ben, conversational.
Captain?
船長?
- (CHAIR STOPS ROCKING) - How about this?
這樣吧
你需要什麼?
What do you need?
也許你能幫我們,我們也能幫你
Maybe you help us, and we'll help you.
好,很好
Okay, that's good. That's...
他有意願...
He's open, he's open.
Uh... Oh!
好
Okay.
好
All right. Um...
Write your message in the mirror, whatever you want us to do.
把你要我們做的事寫在鏡子上
(MIRROR SQUEAKING)
(帶我到大海)
- The sea! The sea! Yes! - Done.
大海...好 -沒問題
- Yeah, that's, we can. - The sea. We can do that.
大海,我們做得到,沒問題 -可以
That's very doable.
You help us, we'll take you to the sea.
你幫我們,就帶你去大海
這裡
Here.
好,你知道狂普什麼事?
Okay, what can you tell us about Crump?
好
Okay.
(MIRROR SQUEAKING)
(狂普最後一個靈魂必須自願犧牲)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(如果他抓到的話...)
(跟我來)
- (GUESTS LAUGHING) - (VIC PLAYING PIANO)
你們相信我幾乎沒上過課嗎?
VIC: Can you believe I've barely had lessons?
(GUESTS LAUGH)
不,請別跟著唱
No, no. No singing along, please.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(FOOTSTEPS)
太好了,死路
KENT: Oh, great. A dead end.
BEN: Hmm. Wait a minute.
等一下
(BEN GRUNTS)
Whew.
我進不去
KENT: I can't fit in there.
我也不行
BEN: Yeah, me neither.
Uh... No.
No.
不會吧
你們要我下去?
You want me to go down there?
開什麼玩笑?我是小孩子耶
Are you kidding me? I'm a child!
對,沒錯
Yes, this is true,
你不必下去
and you don't have to go down there.
不過
However,
你得下去 -非你莫屬
- you gotta go down there. - You gotta go.
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
You all right? You good?
你還好嗎?-不好,這是恐怖地道
TRAVIS: No! This is a tunnel of terrors!
- Oh, no! - BEN: Uh...
不會吧
(SOFT GROWL)
TRAVIS: Whoa...
(壞女傭如今也在墳裡使壞)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
天啊
Oh, my gosh.
(笨拙管家現在只能長眠)
This is where he hid all the bodies.
這是他藏屍的地方
Whoa! Aah!
(GROANS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
- (SPIDER SCREECHES) - (TRAVIS SCREAMS)
- Travis? Hey, hey! - Travis, are you okay? Shh.
小崔?-小崔,你還好嗎?
BEN: Travis, are you all right? You good?
小崔,你沒事吧?
我沒事
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
(GRUNTS)
希望屋裡的人都沒事
BEN: Well, I hope everyone's okay back at the house.
(WHISPERING) Whoa, whoa. Look.
你看
那是什麼?
What is it?
炸薯球
(WHISPERING) Tater tots.
是鬼眨眼 -我看看
- It's a ghost wink. - Let me see.
不是
No.
這是我的辣椒起司捲
Those are my jalapeño poppers.
看起來很像薯球
Look a lot like tots to me.
Oh, my God.
天啊
我們及時趕到了嗎?
TRAVIS: Did we make it in time?
一切看來正常
Everything looks normal.
當然,這裡的正常就是恐怖
Of course, normal for this place is terrifying.
聽好,如果我們兩小時後沒回來
Yeah, listen, if we're not back in two hours,
沒想到我會這麼說
and I never thought I'd say this,
就報警
call the police.
- TRAVIS: Wait. - (BEN GRUNTS)
等等
等一下,等等
Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
Travis, you gotta stay in the car for me, okay?
小崔,你得待在車上
我表現得超讚,我拿到高頂禮帽
But I did so good! I got us the top hat.
讓我加入吧
Just let me be a part of this.
(SIGHS) Listen, Travis, it's just too dangerous.
聽著,這太危險了
好,我找我爸看看 -好
Fine.
- I'll try my dad. - Okay.
待在這裡,好嗎?給我
Stay here, okay? Give me.
(UNSETTLING MUSIC BUILDING)
BEN: Let's do this, baby.
開始吧
肯特,走啊,你在...
Kent, come on, man. What are you...
If this comes down to an exorcism, we're in big trouble.
如果最後要驅魔,我們麻煩就大了
為什麼... -我不知道自己在幹嘛
- Why... Why... - Because I don't know what I'm doing.
(WHISPERS) I'm not even a priest!
我根本不是神父
我在萬聖節用品店上班
I work in Halloween supplies.
I just put this on just to make some extra scratch.
穿上這身服裝只為了賺外快
Yeah, everyone wants to think their house is haunted,
大家都以為自己家鬧鬼
我就去灑聖水,賺點錢
so I go sprinkle some holy water and get paid.
我是騙子
I'm a fraud.
對不起
I'm sorry.
You...
你...
Listen, I don't know what you are, and I don't even really care.
我不知道你是什麼,我根本不在乎
All I know is that you helped...
我只知道你幫...
你幫了我
You helped me!
Yeah, you helped me see in myself that I had something that was useful.
你幫我明白我自己是有用處的
You taught me that.
這是你教我的
不管我們在屋裡要面對什麼
And whatever is in that house, whatever it is that we gotta face,
we can't face it without you, all right?
都不能沒有你,懂嗎?
- No. - Fa... Father Kent.
不 -肯特神父
我問你一件事
Now, let me ask you something.
你想當英雄嗎?
You wanna be a hero?
- (SIGHS) - (BEN CHUCKLING)
No.
不會吧 -看吧?
See? Now...
You can't use my lines back against me.
你不能用我的台詞來誆我
(LAUGHS) So, let's go! Let's do this!
走,我們一起行動
- Come on, baby. - I'm gonna need a drink.
走吧 -我需要喝一杯
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
快到午夜了
(WHISPERING) It's almost midnight.
Yeah, we need Harriet to do this banishment spell now.
我們需要哈莉葉唸咒驅魔
(DOOR CLOSES)
哈莉葉?
BEN: Harriet?
我怕...
I'm afraid of...
(BEN SCREAMS)
Bruce, you gotta stop doing that.
布魯斯,別這樣嚇人
大家都到哪去了?
Where is everybody?
The house is clear. It's over.
屋子都空了,結束了
哈莉葉在書裡發現一些莫名其妙的話
Harriet found some mumbo jumbo in that book. (CHUCKLES)
情況變得很棘手
Things got quite hairy,
但我們必須經歷掙扎
but the shared struggle was necessary
才能有所成長
for character growth.
哈莉葉和蓋比呢?
Oh, okay, so where's Harriet and Gabbie?
BRUCE: Uh...
雜貨店
General store.
太妃糖
Taffy.
她們去買太妃糖?-對
- They went to get taffy? - Yes!
她們去買東西,乾杯
They went... They went shopping! Drink up!
Actually, I'm good.
我不喝,謝謝
- BRUCE: Oh. Oh. - Thank you.
I'm gonna go find them.
我去找她們
BRUCE: Oh. Uh...
Ah. And then there were two.
還有我們兩個
(SIGHS) It's happy hour somewhere, right?
現在是歡樂優惠時段吧?
歡樂優惠時段
"Happy hour." (CHUCKLES)
What a turn of phrase.
好妙的說法
(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)
Happy hour! (CACKLES)
歡樂優惠時段
爸
TRAVIS: Dad...
我好怕
I'm scared.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) - (PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
BRUCE: Is that the hat?
是那頂帽子嗎?
不是,它是複製品
No, actually, it's just the replica.
(DISTORTED) Can I see it?
我能看一下嗎?
Yeah...
布魯斯,你還好嗎?
Bruce, are you okay?
ALISTAIR'S VOICE: Here's what's gonna happen.
這麼辦吧
You're gonna give me the hat.
你把帽子給我
走出這棟房子
You're gonna walk out of this house
再也別回來
and never come back.
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
BEN: I got you. I got you. GABBIE: Where's Travis?
我來鬆綁... -小崔呢?
帽子給我 -不要
- Give me the hat! - Bruce, no!
帽子給我,拿來
- Give me that. Give it! - (GRUNTS)
- Give it! - No! No!
拿來 -不要
(BOTH STRAINING)
- Ooh! - The Good Book!
聖經
(ALISTAIR GROANS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(ALISTAIR GROWLS)
我先幫你,蓋比,等一下幫你鬆綁
BEN: I'm gonna get you, Harriet. And Gabbie, I'll untie you in a second.
小崔
GABBIE: Travis!
HARRIET: Dang, girl, you fast.
妹子,你動作真快
- (ALISTAIR GROWLS) - (GABBIE GRUNTS)
(ALISTAIR GRUNTING AND GROANING)
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRACKLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(CLOCK CONTINUES CHIMING)
(ALISTAIR LAUGHING EVILLY)
今晚滿月,狂普威力滿點
It's a full moon. Crump has all his powers!
Harriet, start the banishment.
哈莉葉,開始驅魔
HARRIET: Okay, okay, okay. GABBIE: You got this.
好 -你可以
- (CONTINUES LAUGHING) - When hinges creak
沒門的房間有鉸鏈的嘎吱聲
in doorless chambers...
- (GROWLS) - ...and strange and...
奇怪又...
(HARRIET SCREAMS)
謝謝你的協助,教授
ALISTAIR: Thank you for your assistance, Professor.
- (ALL SCREAMING) - (BRUCE GRUNTS)
KENT: Bruce!
布魯斯
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
這個悲慘的地方快悶死我了
This wretched place is stifling me.
我想我該離開了
I think it's time for me to go. (ECHOING)
(WHISPERS) I'm going to get the hat.
我去拿帽子
(GRUNTS)
Scratch the hat.
別拿帽子了
There are 999 souls that reside here!
這裡住了999個靈魂
但總是有空間...
But there's always room
再多一個
for one more.
想一想...
And to think,
那可以是你,班
it could have been you, Ben.
小崔?小崔呢?
Travis? Where's Travis?
BEN: Travis is okay, all right?
小崔沒事,他在車上跟他爸說話
He's at the car, he's talking to his dad.
What? That's not possible!
什麼?不可能
蓋比,他還會跟他爸說話
Gabbie, he still talks to his father.
他父親死了,班
His father is dead, Ben.
一年多前死的
Just over a year ago.
(ALISTAIR LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
驚喜!
Surprise!
(孩子,我想你,我想見你)
TRAVIS: I wanna see you, too.
我也想見你
可是怎麼見?
But how?
我找到願意奉獻的靈魂了
I have my willing soul.
天啊
Oh, my God!
I hate to be a terrible host and run,
我不想當不盡責的主人,先離開
但我要去參加同學會
but I have a reunion to get to.
放心,你們不會孤單
Don't worry, you won't be alone.
KENT: Oh, good.
很好,他召喚了鬼魂大軍
And now he's conjuring up a ghost army.
讓我的朋友帶你們參觀
ALISTAIR: Let my friends show you around.
再見
Toodle-oo.
小崔
MAN: (ECHOING) Travis...
我們只要拿到那頂帽子
Okay, all we have to do is get to that hat.
Okay, Harriet, you're gonna go see Madame Leota.
哈莉葉,你去見李歐塔夫人
Maybe she'll know what to do.
或許她知道該怎麼辦
- Gabbie, you and me will go find Travis. - Yes.
蓋比,你和我去找小崔 -好
布魯斯,你待在這裡
BEN: Bruce, you're gonna stay right here, okay?
這些鬼一走你就去拿帽子,懂嗎?
You're gonna go grab the hat as soon as these ghosts leave, okay?
Why would the ghosts leave?
鬼怎麼會離開?
因為你肩負最重要的任務,肯特
Because you have the most important job of them all, Kent.
分散他們的注意力
You're the diversion.
快沒時間了
- We're running out of time! - (HARRIET YELLS)
上吧 -快點
HARRIET: Come on. Go. GABBIE: Come on.
- (GASPING) - BEN: Kent...
肯特
我對你有信心
I have faith in you.
- (GHOSTS LAUGHING) - (GROANS)
李歐塔
HARRIET: Leota!
(GABBIE PANTING)
- (BEN YELLS) - (CRACKLING)
(THUDDING AND CREAKING)
Travis!
小崔
他不讓小崔接近我們
He's trying to keep Travis away from us!
MAN: Travis.
小崔
爸?
TRAVIS: Dad?
- BEN: Whoa! - (GABBIE SCREAMS)
- BEN: Whoa! - (GABBIE GRUNTS)
蓋比... -班
- Gabbie! Gabbie! - Ben! (SCREAMS)
分散注意力
KENT: Time to divert.
你們想挑戰我?
You wanna step to me?
我用驅魔咒語伺候你們
'Cause I got an exorcism for you.
現在開始
Starting now.
邪惡將被逐出這個房間
The wicked shall be driven from this house.
李歐塔夫人?李歐塔夫人
Madame Leota? Madame Leota.
(PANTING) We need your help.
我們需要你幫忙
我想趕走他,但他實在太強大了
I tried to banish him, but he's just way too strong.
我們擊敗他唯一的機會
The only chance we have to defeat him
就是集結我們的力量
is combining our might.
你必須釋放我
You must release me.
肯特的力量逼退你們
The power of Kent compels you!
- (GHOSTS GROWL) - Ipso facto. Carpe diem.
根據事實,及時行樂
馬上走開
Go, now!
(GHOSTS LAUGH)
跟我想的一樣
Just like I thought.
驅魔咒語就在你頭上,為什麼?
Exorcism went right over your head. You know why?
因為你太蠢,不懂拉丁文
'Cause you're too stupid to understand Latin!
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
繼續,有效
BRUCE: Keep going, it's working.
Bunch of ignorant ghosts.
一堆無知鬼
(BRIDE SHRIEKS)
That's right, I said it. Morons.
對,我說了,白癡
(ALL SNARLING)
I'm gonna die.
我死定了
(BRIDE SHRIEKING)
葛雷西,我需要你幫忙
Gracey, I need your help!
你得幫我找到小崔
You need to help me find Travis.
嘿,葛雷西
Hey, Gracey. Yeah.
Hey, you gotta help me!
你得幫我
This way.
往這邊
With the realms blending, we can find a faster route.
陰陽兩界交錯,我們能找到捷徑
Whoa!
我書上有咒語
There is a spell in my book.
But it can only be recited by someone with a profound gift.
但只能由深具天賦的人來唸誦
你可能不相信自己,但我相信你
You may not believe in yourself, but I believe in you.
放我自由,我就幫你驅趕他
Set me free and I will help you banish him.
小崔?是你嗎?
TRAVIS' FATHER: (ECHOING) Travis? Is that you?
爸,我在這裡
Dad, I'm here.
(GRUNTING)
不...
BRUCE: No. No. No.
布魯斯,快點
KENT: Bruce, hurry!
我能爭取的時間有限
I can't buy you much more time!
不...
- (SHRIEKS) - Oh, no! No!
我去找其他人
I'll go find the others.
班,祝你好運
Ben, good luck.
謝謝你,葛雷西
Thank you, Gracey.
小崔
Travis!
Whoa... Travis, Travis,
小崔,把你的手伸出來
all, right, I need you to give me your hand!
我要去見我爸
I'm going to see my dad.
我犯了一個錯
Look, I made a mistake, okay?
我錯了,你爸不在這裡
I was wrong. Your dad's not here.
真對不起,我們沒時間了
I'm so sorry about that, but we don't have time, okay?
Come on, give me your hand.
快,手伸過來
No, but I can hear him.
不要,我聽見他的聲音
小崔,那個人是誰?
TRAVIS' FATHER: Travis, who is that man?
Hey, hey, listen, think about it. Think about it. Think about it.
聽著,仔細想想看
Your dad would want you to be safe and sound with your mom.
你爸會希望你跟你媽平安
- Now, I need you to trust me. - (MUTTERS) No, I hate it here!
你必須相信我 -不,我討厭這裡
I know, but you and your mom are gonna be somewhere
我知道,但你和你媽...
會到跟這裡完全不同的地方
completely different than this.
我每個地方都討厭
I hate it everywhere!
少了他,哪裡都不好
Nowhere feels right without him.
聽著,小崔
Listen, Travis,
我瞭解你的痛苦,我感同身受
(SOFTLY) I know the pain you feel. I feel it, too.
但現在你得相信我,好嗎?
But I need you to trust me right now, all right?
You come here, you tell me all about your misery.
你過來,跟我說出你的苦
我們一起難過,直到它過去
We'll be miserable together until there's nothing left.
TRAVIS' FATHER: Travis, don't you miss me?
小崔,你不想我嗎?
Your dad, he loves you, okay?
你爸很愛你
Now, he wants to see and feel you thrive and live!
他想看到並感受到你活得快樂
TRAVIS' FATHER: Come on, Travis.
來吧,小崔
So, come on.
過來
Come on!
過來
小崔,別相信他,他不是你父親
TRAVIS' FATHER: Travis, don't believe him.
He's not your father.
Hey, don't let him get in your head. Come on, you can do it.
別受他影響,快,你做得到
TRAVIS' FATHER: We can be together again! Don't do this!
我們能再相聚,不要去
BEN: He feeds on your grief. You gotta let it go, Travis.
他在利用你的悲痛,你得放手
看開一點,好嗎?
You gotta let it go, okay?
Okay, all right, you got it, you got it. You got it.
好,你可以,你可以
你沒問題
ALISTAIR: Don't. Don't leave me, please.
拜託別離開我
快過來
- Come on. All right. Okay. - (WHIMPERING)
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
沒事了...
我抱住你了
I got you. I got you.
(CHUCKLES) You're good. You did good.
你很棒,非常棒
- Okay? - Okay.
好
Oh... That's not good.
不妙
快,小崔,我們可以
Come on, Travis. We got this.
祝你好運,出路在下面
GRACEY: Good luck! Down there is a way out.
小崔
GABBIE: Travis!
謝天謝地
Oh, thank God!
BEN: Come on! TRAVIS: We gotta go!
快點 -快走
TRAVIS: Mom! GABBIE: Go, go, go, go!
媽 -快...
快跑
- GABBIE: Go! Run! - (TRAVIS SCREAMS)
(BEN GRUNTS)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(EERIE HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
(GHOST GROWLS)
(ALISTAIR LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(EERIE WAILING)
(GABBIE GASPING)
(GHOST SNARLS)
ALISTAIR: I told you,
我說過
all roads lead to me.
每條路都通向我
讓我把話說清楚
And let me make myself clear.
不是我永遠纏上這個男孩和他媽
Either I haunt this boy and his mummy for all eternity,
就是你和我談條件
or you and I make a deal.
你只要...
All you have to be
願意死
is willing.
不要... -班
TRAVIS: No, no. No. No, no. GABBIE: Ben.
- Don't listen to him. - I won't let him hurt Travis or you.
別理他 -我不會讓他傷害小崔和你
班,求你別這麼做
TRAVIS: Don't do this, Ben, please.
(LAUGHS)
不要 -班,不要
- Don't do it! - Ben, no!
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING)
- (GASPS) - (GHOSTS SNARLING)
(SIGHS)
夠了,可以了
Enough. That's it.
瞧瞧你們
And look at yourselves.
你們真想永遠這樣下去嗎?
Is this really how you want to spend eternity?
追著別人跑?
- Chasing people? - BRIDE: Uh-huh.
KENT: Well, you know what?
其實你們真的沒那麼可怕
You're not that scary, you're really not.
你倒是挺嚇人的
And... Well, you're pretty terrifying.
麻煩轉過去,讓我靠北完
Can you turn around, just while I finish this rant?
MUMMY: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. KENT: Thank you.
謝謝
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(班馬薩亞)
絕佳的決定,班
Excellent choice, Ben.
他們絕對修補不了你破碎的心
They could never help what's broken inside of you.
狂普在利用你們
KENT: Crump is using you.
他利用你們當打手,為了什麼?
He's using you to do his own dirty work, and for what?
永遠困在這棟房子裡嗎?
To remain trapped in this house forever?
相信我,我一眼就認得出騙子
And believe me, I know a con when I see one.
其實,這整件事都是詐騙
In fact, this was all a con.
我們追來追去只是聲東擊西
Yeah, this whole chase was just a diversion.
趁你們心有旁騖,我們設法拿帽子
While you were distracted, we've been getting the hat.
今天是你們大膽冒險
So maybe today is the day you risk it all
and join the winning team.
加入獲勝隊伍的機會
今天你們終於能共同奮起
The day you finally rise up as one
問自己,準備好當英雄了嗎?
and ask yourself, are you ready to be a hero?
(GHOSTS LAUGH EXCITEDLY)
天啊
- GABBIE: Oh, my God. - (ALL GASP)
你答應我
BEN: I have your word,
you're gonna leave them alone and you're never gonna haunt them again?
你會放過他們,再也不糾纏他們?
你的靈魂是我需要的最後一個
Your soul is the last I'll ever need.
(GASPING)
你知道該怎麼做
You know what to do.
你能救他們
You can save them.
(BREATH TREMBLING)
Ben! You have friends here!
班!你的朋友在這裡
From the moment you stepped foot into this house,
從你踏進這屋子那一刻起
我幾乎就能嚐到你的悲痛
I could almost taste your grief.
我知道你渴望什麼
I know what you've been longing for.
別聽他的
Don't listen to him.
說出來
Say it!
我願意
I'm willing!
拉住我的手
Take my hand
你就能跟心愛的艾麗莎在一起
and you will be with your beloved Alyssa.
因為在陽界裡
Because in this realm,
你孤單無依
you have no one.
- (HARRIET SCREAMS) - BEN: Huh?
哈莉葉?
Harriet?
It's too late.
來不及了
話別說得太早,狂普
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Crump.
你囚禁我
You imprisoned me.
現在是以牙還牙的時候了
Now it's time to return the favor.
我放她自由
I set her free.
是我幹的
I did that.
可悲
ALISTAIR: Pathetic.
對付他們
- See to them. - (GHOSTS VOCALIZE EERILY)
(GHOST LAUGHS)
他們得先過我這一關
They'll have to come through me first.
她說的「我」是指「我們」
- And by "me," she means "we"! - (BRIDE SQUEALING)
- Whoo-hoo! - (BEN GRUNTING)
你們背叛我最後一次
ALISTAIR: You've all betrayed me for the last time.
You'll regret that.
你們會後悔的
帽子拿到了
- I got the hat! - Bruce!
布魯斯
攔住他
ALISTAIR: Stop him!
拿給我們,我們得立刻驅逐他 -對
MADAME LEOTA: Bring it to us.
- We must banish him now! - Yeah.
I'm done with you, old man.
我受夠你了,老頭子
BRUCE: Destroy them!
消滅他們
布魯斯 -布魯斯
GABBIE: Bruce! BEN: Bruce!
(BRUCE SCREAMING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
We still need a piece of the item.
我們還需要一件物品
我來,我能幫忙
I got it. I can help.
No, no, no, Travis!
不行,小崔
回家...
Get... Whoa!
我來了,布魯斯
- I'm coming, Bruce! - Help Travis!
去幫小崔
GHOST 1: Over here! GHOST 2: This way!
這裡 -這邊
- (BRUCE GROANS) - TRAVIS: I'm coming!
我來了 -夠了
Enough. I'll have to do this myself.
我只好親自動手
等等,你說得對
Wait, wait! You're right.
You're absolutely right. About me, about my grief.
對我和我的悲痛,說得非常對
- (BOTH STRUGGLING) - (GHOST GRUNTING)
Take the hat.
帽子拿去
這些人...
These people...
你逃不掉的
FEMALE GHOST: You cannot escape.
他們無法化解我的悲痛
They can't save me from my grief.
I'm coming!
我來了
(GRUNTS)
拿到了 -哈莉葉,你有能力
TRAVIS: Got it!
MADAME LEOTA: Harriet, you have the power.
Finish him!
解決掉他
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
但他們能讓我脫離你的魔掌
But they can save me from you.
沒門的房間有鉸鏈的嘎吱聲
When hinges creak in doorless chambers...
(ALISTAIR GROANS)
空氣一片死寂
...where the air is deathly still,
(GROANS)
這些靈魂不會流離失所
...these souls will not be displaced.
(ALISTAIR GROANING)
Return them to their final resting place!
讓他們回到最後的安息地
Ben. No.
班,不
對,再說一次
Yes! Say it again!
Return!
回去!
(GROANS)
我將永遠折磨你的朋友
I will torment your friends for all eternity.
再說一次
Say it again!
回去!
Return!
回去!
Return!
(GROANS)
Ben!
班
跟我去見你的太太
Come with me to see your wife.
這是你對艾麗莎說你愛她的最後機會
This is your last chance to tell Alyssa that you love her.
(BREATH SHUDDERING)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
她知道
She... She knows.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
Ben.
班
不
No.
不
No!
- (BEN GRUNTS) - (SCREAMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
讚!
Yes!
成功了,過來,嚇人的混蛋
We did it! Come on. Come here, you scary son of a gun.
(GROUND RUMBLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
你們把房子搶回來了
I think you got your house back now.
(TRAVIS CHUCKLES)
(GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
- (BREATH TREMBLING) - TRAVIS: Ben!
班
(BEN LAUGHING)
- You're okay! - Wow, you did so good.
你沒事 -你表現得好棒
哇
Wow.
謝謝你
GABBIE: Thank you.
- Get in here. - (BRUCE LAUGHS)
過來 -你好勇敢,我好驕傲
GABBIE: You were so brave. So proud of you.
跟歷史書上一樣 -有你才能成功
BRUCE: Ben, just like in the history books.
BEN: Aw. We couldn't do it without you.
- BRUCE: Come on. - (GABBIE CHUCKLES)
你們自由了
And now you're free!
快回鬼界吧
Free to return to the ghost realm.
去啊
Go on!
解散
Disperse!
(KENT PANTING)
做鬼也要有分寸
Okay, look, we gotta talk about boundaries.
好像很多鬼都不想安心地走
I sense that many of these ghosts don't want to move on.
你呢?
What about you?
咒語很快就失效了
Well, the spell will fade soon.
我會回到我的水晶球
I will return to my crystal ball.
(HARRIET WHIMPERS)
不,裡面其實很寬敞
No, it's actually quite spacious inside.
這房屋是我的歸屬
This house is where I belong.
HARRIET: Mm.
Hmm...
(GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS PLAYING)
(DOG BARKING)
(LIVELY CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
(BRUCE GASPS)
(GABBIE GASPS)
這些鬼根本不想離開
HARRIET: Yeah, these ghosts definitely don't wanna leave this house.
就給他們吧 -畢竟...
- They can have it. - TRAVIS: Well, you know,
總得有人照顧他們吧?
somebody's gonna have to watch after them, right?
哇
Boom.
(GHOSTS LAUGHING HEARTILY)
(DO WHATCHA WANNA BY REBIRTH BRASS BAND PLAYS)
- (SEAGULLS CALLING) - (FOOTSTEPS)
Yeah, Phil
沒關係
It... It's all right.
Go on, go on, don't be scared.
去啊,別害怕
Go ahead.
過去
(DO WHATCHA WANNA CONTINUES PLAYING)
Everybody
- Everybody - Needs somebody
- Everybody
- (BOAT ENGINE STARTS)
Needs somebody
Do whatcha wanna
MAN: Whoa!
Ohh! Ahhh!
Oh!
(DO WHATCHA WANNA CONTINUES PLAYING)
- Hey. - Hey.
嗨 -嗨
麻煩顧好她的東西
Make sure you take care of her things, okay?
教區裡會有個幸運的女士很開心
Well, it's gonna make some lucky lady at my parish very happy.
你又沒有教區
You don't have a parish.
我還是喜歡奉獻
I still like to give.
你還好嗎?
- You okay? - (BEN SIGHS)
我沒事
I'm okay.
盡力就好
Well, bop 'til you drop.
晚上見
- (CAT MEOWS) - See you tonight.
嗨
Hey.
哈囉
Hey, there.
你好嗎?
- How you doing? - (CAT MEOWING)
- (CAT PURRING) - Oh, so pretty.
好漂亮
你戴這什麼?
What's this you got here?
- (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) - What's your name?
你叫什麼名字?
(薯球)
(CHUCKLES)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
抱歉遲到了 -嗨
- BEN: Sorry I'm late. - Hi!
講座進行得有點久
The lecture went on a little long...
- Aw! - ...but there you are.
這送你
- Mm. - I saw you got the job.
你找到工作了
你眼前的是紐奧良總醫院的新醫師
You are looking at the newest addition to New Orleans General.
Yes!
太棒了
所以你們會留下來囉?
So, that means you guys are stayin', right?
Uh, I could have told you that last week, honey. (CHUCKLES)
我本來上週就能告訴你的
有通靈師朋友幹嘛不問呢?
Why have a medium as a friend if you don't ask?
真的 -班
- Facts. - TRAVIS: Ben.
嗨
BEN: Hey!
(BEN GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
嗨
Hey.
- Happy Halloween. - Happy Halloween.
萬聖節快樂 -萬聖節快樂
- (SOFTLY) Tell him. - (TRAVIS MUTTERS)
告訴他
Tell him. It's good news.
告訴他好消息
我選上副班長了
I was voted as Vice President of my class.
什麼?
What?
什麼?太棒了
(CHUCKLES) What? That's amazing!
你猜誰被任命為牧師了?
And guess who got ordained as a minister?
Just in case you got any friends who wanna get married.
說不定你有朋友想結婚
- (GABBIE CHUCKLES) - Okay.
好
Come on, you two. The chili's getting cold.
快來,辣肉醬快涼了
- Okay, all right! - GABBIE: Okay.
好的 -好
Well, can I come in?
我能進來嗎?
班,進來前先提醒你
Well, Ben, I should warn you before you step inside,
this could change the course of your entire life.
這可能改變你一生的命運
BEN: Mm.
我願意冒這個險
Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
好吧,歡迎
All right, then welcome.
BEN: All right.
好
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(劇終)
(GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERS)
KENT: Nice!
水喔
乾杯
Cheers.
敬來生
HARRIET: To the afterlife!
敬來生
- To the afterlife. - To life!
敬人生
When the crypt doors creak And the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a singing wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Whoa, whoa.
哇,你看看
Wow. Look at that.
Dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
太棒了
It's great.
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
(GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS CONTINUES PLAYING)
(根據迪士尼幽靈公館改編)
(GHOST GIGGLES)
(SAINTS/MAMA DON'T ALLOW BY TREME BRASS BAND PLAYING)